I just shit myself

[Teh Combos]

Was thinking you were gonna die while reading. Then yet again how are you posting lol. Was hoping you'd atleast crash and be in a coma for weeks because of your stupidity of drink driving putting innocent lives at risk you moron

[Blitz]

Oh, forgot to ask - do you know anyone called exHustler?

[I C0NN0R I]

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rofl

Is that ad suggesting being dead is better then looking like that?

[HADUKEN]

This is what someone should do to you.

[Serbia]

Fake and gay

[Propel]

wow, you must be the coolest kid in your middle school.

[Ethan|Unicornz]

Oh, forgot to ask - do you know anyone called exHustler?

JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!!

And be glad you didn't hit a fucking person moron, there's a reason why it's illegal to drive drunk.

(assuming the story isn't complete bullshit in the first place)

[Feast]

dik hed

[Adam|Spakka]

wat

[VxT]

Then you got home, and got in bed with your sister.

[Adam|Note]

Then you got home, and got in bed with your sister.

Pfft, OP clearly goes home to a mansion and bangs Pamela Anderson but doesn't brag to his friends about it.

[Jamie]

what a bellend you are

[stylin]

tl;dr

L2 make cliffs bro

and oh yeah i have this interesting story! I started drinking earlier today, after school got out I drank some brandy, whiskey, and some vodka. To get my mind of my Girlfriend breaking up with me yesterday. I got so drunk I decided to drive over to my Ex's house and try to talk to her. So I took My truck out that I'm grounded from for getting 2 tickets. (Currently 4:45 am. But I left at about 3 am) and I drove over to her house and we were texting, but when I asked her to come outside she stopped replying to me. So i started throwing tiny pebbles at her window. Turns out she is at her grandma's tonight. but i didn't know that then.  So i waited in the cold for about an hour to see if I could get her. After I realized no one was home after I spammed the doorbell, I decided to leave. I figured I would drive around town a little bit before I went home. I started driving around the section of town where all the bars are and I was driving like an idiot cause I figured it's too late for cops to really be patrolling that hard. But after about 4-5 illegal turns I looked in my rearview mirror and there was a cop following me. so i got really paranoid and started driving like a pro. but he kept following me. I decided to try and find out if he is really follow me so I drove around the domestic part of town for a little and he was still on my tail. So i pulled over at a random house and acted like I was going home. after he was out of sight I got back in my truck and started to drive home. but My headlights started flashing on and off. I figured I could manage it untill I got home. untill I come to a stoplight the same time as a cop. with my headlights flashing he started following me. so i speed around some corners and lost him. so I then went directly home but on my way home I hit a raccoon. I felt so bad. D: but now I'm home, safe, and I feel like I might puke.

I'm also 15. where I live you can't drive alone till you're 17 so I was breaking the law with that too. (at 15 you can drive to school and work)