ph0ne Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 >Be 14 >At friends house sleeping over >Have to shit >He's in the shower >Only one bathroom because they're poorfags >Can't hold it in anymore >Remove pants >Grab the nearest object >Pillow >Wellwhythefucknot.jpg >Greatest shit of my life >Pillow is almost full >His six year old sister walks in >Suddenly leap over bed and start beating her with shit pillow >He walks in behind her >Start beating him >Both are on the floor unconscious >Run out of the house, still have shit pillow
ph0ne Posted September 11, 2011 Author Posted September 11, 2011 >be on foe forums >act like on 4chan
Its zeh noob Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 >be on foe forums >act like on 4chan LOL, its getting anoying.
Octavarium Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 Is this a question about the craziest defication you've ever done or the craziest experience that has happenned to you?
Jim Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 > Need to shit > Grab newspaper, head into bathroom > Mid-way through I realise there's no toilet paper > Wipe arse with Jade Goody's dead face It's funny because she had cancer in her vagina.
ph0ne Posted September 11, 2011 Author Posted September 11, 2011 Is this a question about the craziest defication you've ever done or the craziest experience that has happenned to you? :facepalm: > Need to shit > Grab newspaper, head into bathroom > Mid-way through I realise there's no toilet paper > Wipe arse with Jade Goody's dead face It's funny because she had cancer in her vagina.
DeltaPapa Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 wtf Jim lol >be on foe forums >act like on 4chan
Jim Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 >implying implications That text is the equivalent of a papercut on the eyeball. Thanks bro.
plex Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend.Mom also asks Zoidberg why he stayed with Farnsworth all through the years; saying Zoidberg could have been a millionaire with his own research lab. Zoidberg replies to Mom that it was because Farnsworth is his friend
Adam|Note Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 Xmas eve drunkenly sprinted through the glass door of a building society.
Jim Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 Xmas eve drunkenly sprinted through the glass door of a building society. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Fantastic!
Octavarium Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 Is this a question about the craziest defication you've ever done or the craziest experience that has happenned to you? :facepalm: O dear, you took this as a properly serious question.
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