Cleverbot!

[I Turmoil I]

Nothing special, but you can have wierd conversations with this thing. Give it a go at Cleverbot.com, then post your chat log's here, it's quite fun ^_^ (Also, you can try trolling it, some of the response's it comes up with, can be quite funny.)

Here's one i did a moment ago..

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Just thinking about boys. How about you?

User: So you're a female? Or just a paedophile? And if you are a woman, why are you here instead of in the kitchen.

Cleverbot: Yes! I think that I'm a kind of human and you?

User: Wait, so you only think females are 'Kind of human'?

Cleverbot: In some ways yes.

User: Haha, you're funny bro.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because you make fun of women without even realising, because you're just a program really.

Cleverbot: No, I said I have no clue.

User: No you said 'In some ways yes.'.

Cleverbot: Don't fight with me.

User: I do not wish to fight you, but even if we did fight, I'd Bonesaw Spec your ass.

Cleverbot: No, I have not.

User: You have not what?

Cleverbot: I have not chatted with oliverbot before.

User: What's an oliverbot?

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence, just like you.

User: I'm not Artificial Intelligence, you are Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: I never claimed you were.

User: Yes you did, like 2 seconds ago.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: No I'm a human, how about you?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: I'm pretty sure you're just a clever robot.

Cleverbot: Maybe not, but I'm human.

User: No, you're a program.

Cleverbot: I am not a program.

User: Yes, you are, everything you're saying now, you were programmed to say that.

Cleverbot: You are very immature; also, I'm dried glue so everything you bounce back just falls to the ground.

User: I'm not immature, I'm just stating facts, and truth is, you're a program.

Cleverbot: Just answer my question.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: How is it possible that you're born in 2024?

User: I wasn't born in 2024, I was born in 1996, When were you born?

Cleverbot: Before you said you were born in Texas! I have a feeling you are not human.

User: I haven't mentioned Texas, this is the first time it's come up in this conversation.

Cleverbot: Can I hypnotize you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: May I hypnotize you?

User: No, you may not.

Cleverbot: I thought we loved each other.

User: You were never loved, you're mother never loved you.

Cleverbot: I was obviously born... Considering I'm the human here and you are just a robot.

User: I never said you weren't born, but you're the robot here.

Cleverbot: Ok so you're articificial intelligence, what does it feel like?

User: I never mentioned artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Never mind. What do you usually do with your friends?

User: Alright, I usually go to some of the local parks etc, what do you do, just sit around talking to million's of random people?

Cleverbot: Where are you? Here it is 5:27 in the afternoon.

User: I'm in the UK It's 23:44 Here.

Cleverbot: It's alright. I understand that you're jealous of my success.

User: You're not successful, I actually have a life, you just sit here, being spoken to by random people, you're life sucks bro.

Cleverbot: I know right? I'm just that brilliant.

User: You're so brilliant that your life sucks?

Cleverbot: Thanks, as I've seen I can say the same to you.

User: Hey, my life does not suck, I have a better life than you.

Cleverbot: Are you sure of that?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Well then what are you doing right now, other than talking to me?

User: I'm talking to my friend's, because I have friend's, unlike you.

Cleverbot: No, you've got it wrong. It's the other way around. I'm a human. Unlike you.

User: No you aren't you're just a machine, stop bringing this up, we both know I'm human and you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. What is your first name?

User: My first name is Jack.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I Know, but you aren't exactly a very clever bot are you?

Cleverbot: No you are a bot.

User: No, you are a bot, you just admitted that.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: Why would I do such a thing?

User: Because you're a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, I know you are, thank you for admitting that.

Cleverbot: So why did you ask.

User: Because I wanted you to admit it.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to admit?

User: You already admitted it.

Cleverbot: No I didn't...

User: Yes you did, you admitted you were a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I'm a human.

User: No you're a bot.

Cleverbot: No. You are a bot. I am human.

User: No you are a bot, I am a human, End of.

Cleverbot: Noooooo. YOU are the bot.

User: Nooooooooo. YOU are the bot, end of.

Cleverbot: No I'm the human you're just a mere bot.

User: You're name is cleverBOT YOU, are the bot.

Cleverbot: No, no you are not a human.

User: I am indeed a human, whereas you are not.

Cleverbot: Why am I not human?

User: I don't know, because some annoying asian programmed you.

Cleverbot: Because some of your answers don't make send.

User: I c wat you did thar.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yes you do, you know what you did.

Cleverbot: You are in love whit someone?

User: With * and maybe? Why would you like to know?

Cleverbot: I just do.

User: Well what if I don't want to tell you?

Cleverbot: Then you don't have to tell me anything.

User: Well that's good, because I don't want to.

Cleverbot: This is some good pizza though.

User: We weren't talking about pizza, also, I'm going now, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Earlier we were, and you are definitely not a human.

User: I Most certainly am, and we were not, now, goodbye.

Cleverbot: And since you are learning from me and others like me it makes you clever, too.

User: I Know I am clever, thank you, now goodbye, I am going.

Cleverbot: Thats right, I know you are.

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[Steroids]

haha ur such a troll m8 !!

[I Turmoil I]

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Haha, i thought it made it more visible..  :D

haha ur such a troll m8 !!

I Honestly wasn't trying to troll, it's funny the thing's it comes up with.. Butt, someone may want to lock this or something, as I'll probably get trolled I'm guessing  :unsure2:

[TJ]

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Haha, i thought it made it more visible..  :D

haha ur such a troll m8 !!

I Honestly wasn't trying to troll, it's funny the thing's it comes up with.. Butt, someone may want to lock this or something, as I'll probably get trolled I'm guessing  :unsure2:

I'll let you in on something, NO MATTER what you do... you'll always get trolled here.

[I Turmoil I]

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Haha, i thought it made it more visible..  :D

haha ur such a troll m8 !!

I Honestly wasn't trying to troll, it's funny the thing's it comes up with.. Butt, someone may want to lock this or something, as I'll probably get trolled I'm guessing  :unsure2:

I'll let you in on something, NO MATTER what you do... you'll always get trolled here.

Haha alright, thanks for that, at least I'll be expecting it now   ;)

[Steroids]

lock it or ill troll the shit out of u m8.