Ow 3 Hit Posted April 29, 2009 Posted April 29, 2009 Warning - Extremely long read. Background - Girl I know is having boy troubles, I don't care. She's annoying, so I have my friend IM her. She automatically thinks he's the guy she likes. This goes onto this. i R RYaN WhO b U i'll give you this dumb bitch i R RYaN WhO b U : JESS : when he was SUPPOSED to chill with me after work JESS : went to a party and got wasted instead JESS : fucking asshole. i R RYaN WhO b U : WELL THAT IS QUITE THE TRAGEDY JakeIsEpiclyUber : BEST REPLY EVER JakeIsEpiclyUber : who was the dude that ditched her i R RYaN WhO b U : Some dude I told her was playing her. JakeIsEpiclyUber : L0L i R RYaN WhO b U : I was like, "yeah, he's playing you." i R RYaN WhO b U : And she was like NUH-UH NO HE ISN'T i R RYaN WhO b U : *texts me at 4 AM* YES HE IS i R RYaN WhO b U : :*( WHINE CRY WHINE WHINE i R RYaN WhO b U : me - *goes to bed* JakeIsEpiclyUber: lol JakeIsEpiclyUber: goes to bed i R RYaN WhO b U : i R RYaN WhO b U: i R RYaN WhO b U : Listen to it, she's so good. i R RYaN WhO b U : JESS : wow.. JESS : wtf just happened i R RYaN WhO b U : You had multiple ear-gasms, thats what. i R RYaN WhO b U : SHE THINKS YOU'RE HIM JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL i R RYaN WhO b U : JESS : he imed me from his friends screen name i R RYaN WhO b U : JESS: you never went near it, thank god JakeIsEpiclyUber : you dont remember JESS (5:41:08 PM): i didnt let you, remember? rofl JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:43:18 PM): LOL! JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:43:19 PM): LOL!!!!!!!! i R RYaN WhO b U (2:43:23 PM): EPIC i R RYaN WhO b U (2:43:24 PM): ROFL i R RYaN WhO b U (2:43:31 PM): JESS direct connection is closed (2:43:18 PM). i R RYaN WhO b U (2:43:20 PM): The fuck? JESS (2:43:23 PM): :[ JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:43:38 PM): JESS (4:42:32 PM): its seriously not funny. JESS (4:42:33 PM): at all. JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL omfg dude dont say shit JakeIsEpiclyUber: watch this: JESS (2:43:23 PM): :[ i R RYaN WhO b U: This girls voice is so soothing, it'll make you feel better. i R RYaN WhO b U: And his friend is jake? What? i R RYaN WhO b U: I' MNOT THIS GIRL IS ANNOYING i R RYaN WhO b U: DO WORK JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:44:12 PM): shes talking to me i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:16 PM): ACT LIKE HIM i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:18 PM): BE LIKE i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:33 PM): Sorry for kicking you out of my house, I hate my mom meeting my hook-ups. i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:36 PM): SAY IT i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:38 PM): !!! JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:45:13 PM): LMFAO JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:45:14 PM): HOLD ON JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:45:16 PM): HOLY SHIT i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:41 PM): SEND ME THIS SHIT i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:45 PM): I CAN'T WAIT i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:45 PM): FUCKER JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:47 PM): HOLY SHIT JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:47 PM): LMAO JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:48 PM): HOLD ON JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:49 PM): LSDAFLASLDFALSDL JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:50 PM): LOLL i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:50 PM): NO FUCK YOU i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:51 PM): ROFL i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:57 PM): SHE WON'T IM ME BACK i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:00 PM): WHATS GOING DOWN ROFL JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:03 PM): LMAO JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:04 PM): DUDE JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:04 PM): UM JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:07 PM): WHO DID SHE DATE JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:09 PM): BEFORE THIS DUDE i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:12 PM): FUCKING JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:18 PM): first nam i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:19 PM): HE MOVED TO TENNESSEE JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:19 PM): e JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:22 PM): FIRST NAME i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:22 PM): IDK JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:23 PM): dkaslfgjlskdfj i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:24 PM): ROFLMFAO JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:24 PM): shit i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:26 PM): FORGOT HIS NAME i R RYaN WhO b U (2:48:15 PM): JESS(2:48:07 PM): hes talking to me again JESS (2:48:08 PM): wow i R RYaN WhO b U (2:48:12 PM): who? i R RYaN WhO b U wants to directly connect (2:48:50 PM). i R RYaN WhO b U (2:48:53 PM): send convo roflmfao JakeIsEpiclyUber is now directly connected (2:48:54 PM). JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:49:45 PM): fuck JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:49:47 PM): how do i JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:49:48 PM): lmao i R RYaN WhO b U (2:49:52 PM): copy all of it i R RYaN WhO b U (2:49:53 PM): and paste here JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:51:40 PM): i mean JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:51:44 PM): JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:03 PM): babe im sorry for ditching you JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:11 PM): alcohol just seemed more important JESS (4:41:20 PM): who is this? JESS (4:41:41 PM): and.. not funny. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:50 PM): I JUST WANTED TO FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:51 PM): DAMNIT JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:51 PM): GTFO JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:02 PM): thats why i needed the alcohol JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:13 PM): i was gonna get wasted and then come see your ugly ass JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:15 PM): SO GTFO JESS (4:42:24 PM): wtf is wrong with you JESS (4:42:32 PM): its seriously not funny. JESS (4:42:33 PM): at all. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:51 PM): your vagina is smelly JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:53 PM): CLEAN IT JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:56 PM): FUCKING CLEAN IT YOU WHORE JESS (4:42:58 PM): you never went near it, thank god JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:43:06 PM): you dont remember JESS (4:43:06 PM): i didnt let you, remember? rofl JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:43:13 PM): you probably didnt taste the roofie JESS (4:43:18 PM): hmm JESS (4:43:20 PM): how bout JESS(4:43:22 PM): grow the fuck up JESS(4:43:23 PM): bye JESS signed off at 4:43:27 PM. JESS signed on at 4:44:30 PM. JESS (4:44:57 PM): just goes to show that you ARE what everyone says you are JESS (4:45:15 PM): i didnt believe a fucking word they said, this is all you. JESS (4:45:20 PM): so fuck. that. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:45:37 PM): so fuck you JESS (4:45:46 PM): i didnt do one fucking thing wrong JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:45:47 PM): i never wanted a real relationship with you JESS (4:45:52 PM): then whyd you play me.. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:45:55 PM): YOU DIDNT CLEAN YOUR VAG JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:45:57 PM): thats why JESS (4:45:59 PM): right. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:46:12 PM): oh and sorry for kicking you out of my house JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:46:23 PM): i dont like when my mom meets hook ups JESS (4:46:28 PM): wtf.. JESS (4:46:33 PM): honestly. what did i do wrong. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:46:47 PM): you're a fucking bitch JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:46:51 PM): and a waste of my fucking time JESS (4:46:55 PM): what?! JESS (4:46:59 PM): never heard that before JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:47:04 PM): you heard it from me JESS (4:47:16 PM): but i didnt fucking do anything, i dont get it JESS (4:47:26 PM): no ones ever called me a bitch, or anything negative for that matter JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:47:35 PM): YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH JESS (4:47:40 PM): WHAT DID I DO. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:47:48 PM): you didnt clean your vag JESS (4:47:54 PM): wow youre mature. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:48:00 PM): wow you're a bitch JESS (4:48:04 PM): no JESS (4:48:06 PM): actually im not JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:48:13 PM): yes JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:48:14 PM): actually you are JESS (4:48:17 PM): WHY JESS (4:48:41 PM): this isnt fucking funny anymore. you played me like a violin and broke my heart. im not the one whos wrong. JESS (4:49:01 PM): my mom actually liked you, and your parents love me, and we were perfectly fine. wtf is wrong with you JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:02 PM): no you played me like a dumpster and got my dick all dirty JESS (4:49:08 PM): i didnt touch your dick. JESS (4:49:11 PM): thanks. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:13 PM): i said JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:15 PM): YOU CANT REMEMBER JESS (4:49:18 PM): rofl JESS (4:49:19 PM): right JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:25 PM): but seriously JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:30 PM): YOU ARE THE BIGGEST WASTE OF FUCKING LIFE JESS (4:49:42 PM): :[ JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:49 PM): i pwn you with my dds specs JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:54 PM): anyways JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:59 PM): youre a fucking whore JESS (4:50:02 PM): wtf.. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:50:03 PM): my mom hates you JESS (4:50:07 PM): no she doesnt JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:50:09 PM): and i hate you JESS (4:50:10 PM): she invited me in JESS (4:50:11 PM): WHY IM NOT A WHORE I DONT CHEAR LIE NOTHING IM HONEST LOYAL TRUTHFUL IM LIKE THE ONLY FUCKING GOOD PERSON LEFT IN NJ JESS(4:50:35 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU no one has EVER said these things to me before JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:50:45 PM): so are you saying you wanna fuck? JESS (4:50:45 PM): i dont fucking get it JESS (4:50:56 PM): i wanted to before you broke my heart. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:51:17 PM): i didnt break your heart JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:51:24 PM): stop fucking saying that bullshit JESS: you did. you led me on, so fucking far JakeIsEpiclyUber: i never led you on JESS: calling me your baby and that you want me to be yours JESS: and that you dont care im going to college cuz youll visit me all the time JakeIsEpiclyUber: I ONLY WANTED YOU FOR YOUR PUSSY JESS: telling me im the most beautiful girl in the world JakeIsEpiclyUber: i never fucking wanted this serious relationship JakeIsEpiclyUber: dont you understand JakeIsEpiclyUber: i left you because you wouldnt give me sex JESS (4:52:39 PM): i had my fucking period you asshole JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:52:44 PM): SO? JESS (4:52:46 PM): and you said yourself JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:52:47 PM): blood is a turn on JESS (4:52:49 PM): youd go at my pace i R RYaN WhO b U:JESS (4:48:41 PM): this isnt fucking funny anymore. you played me like a violin and broke my heart. im not the one whos wrong. i R RYaN WhO b U: JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:49 PM): i pwn you with my dds specs i R RYaN WhO b U: KEN IS HER EX JakeIsEpiclyUber: NO JakeIsEpiclyUber: A GIRL i R RYaN WhO b U: say something with ken i R RYaN WhO b U: she dated him for 2 years JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOl! i R RYaN WhO b U : THIS IS SO MUCH WIN i R RYaN WhO b U : soundingamosaic: him JESS (2:53:07 PM): saying all this fucked up shit wow i R RYaN WhO b U: like? i R RYaN WhO b U : SHE'S BUYING IT JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL i R RYaN WhO b U: WOWOWOWOWOWOW i R RYaN WhO b U : SHE FELL FOR SOME DUDE IN LIKE A WEEK i R RYaN WhO b U: JakeIsEpiclyUber: so are you saying you wanna fuck? JESS: i dont fucking get it JESS : i wanted to before you broke my heart. JakeIsEpiclyUber: lol JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS : so wtf JESS : so this is what youve been avoiding to tell me for the past few days? JESS : why couldnt you just tell me the truth JakeIsEpiclyUber: basically JESS : you know, you say you want respect and loyalty and love and all this shit but you cant even give it to someone else i knew you were too good to be true JakeIsEpiclyUber: so JakeIsEpiclyUber: the truth is JakeIsEpiclyUber: the reason why ive been ignoring you JakeIsEpiclyUber: nvm JESS: your truth means nothing. JESS: youre a prick JakeIsEpiclyUber: no im not JESS: yeah, you obviously are JakeIsEpiclyUber: IVE BEEN FUCKING ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JakeIsEpiclyUber: there JESS: ..who JESS: most of my friends left for college, rofl JakeIsEpiclyUber: ive been fucking ken JakeIsEpiclyUber: -.- JESS: .... hahahah JakeIsEpiclyUber: im gay JakeIsEpiclyUber: i didnt want to tell you JESS : ken lives in tennessee hahah JakeIsEpiclyUber : actually JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:56:45 PM): im bi JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:56:48 PM): i know JESS (4:56:49 PM): wonderful JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:56:51 PM): i visited him JESS (4:56:53 PM): hahahah JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:57:09 PM): he can actually take it JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:57:11 PM): unlike you JESS (4:57:20 PM): did you get a kick out of this convo? it just makes you look so weak JESS (4:57:31 PM): how do you even know who ken is sJESS (4:57:33 PM): you dont JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:57:36 PM): you dated him for 2 years JESS (4:57:41 PM): yeah JESS (4:57:48 PM): you actually remembered his name? wow grats. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:03 PM): whats your name again i forgot JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:18 PM): you are just a faded fucking memory JESS (4:58:24 PM): Thought I was digging deep. Thought I was breaking the bank. But guys like you are just a dime a dozen. Just a dime a dozen. JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:33 PM): oh wow a kindergarten poem JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:37 PM): amazing JESS (4:58:39 PM): and youre a fucking weak worthless prick that deserves to be alone JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:46 PM): nah ive got a girl. who knows whats up, unlike you JESS: ... JESS: i didnt do anything wrong. you just wanna hurt me. JESS: which is so sad because no one ever thinks to hurt me. im too nice for it. i R RYaN WhO b U: JakeIsEpiclyUber: oh wow JakeIsEpiclyUber: a kindergarten poem JakeIsEpiclyUber: amazing i R RYaN WhO b U: ROFLMFAO JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOLLL i R RYaN WhO b U: JakeIsEpiclyUber: nah JakeIsEpiclyUber: ive got a girl JakeIsEpiclyUber: who knows whats up JakeIsEpiclyUber: unlike you i R RYaN WhO b U: ROFLMFAO JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS: i feel like such an idiot for ever liking you. good job wasting that money taking me out n shit. JakeIsEpiclyUber: good job being a fucking bitch JESS: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:22 PM): uh JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:23 PM): yeah you did JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:25 PM): FUCK YOU JESS (5:00:25 PM): what JESS(5:00:29 PM): SERIOUSLY JESS (5:00:32 PM): WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:33 PM): SERIOUSLY OMG! WHAT DID I DO JESS (5:00:37 PM): sigh. JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:37 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP i R RYaN WhO b U (2:59:44 PM): I FUCKING SET THIS UP, AND YOU SIR DELIVERED JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:59:55 PM): LOL i R RYaN WhO b U (2:59:56 PM): I JUST RUINED HER LIFE i R RYaN WhO b U (3:00:05 PM): SO GLAD I MOVED FROM NY JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:00:09 PM): lollllllllllll i R RYaN WhO b U (3:00:20 PM): JESS (2:53:07 PM): saying all this fucked up shit soundingamosaic (2:53:07 PM): wow JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:00:37 PM): JESS(5:01:16 PM): i dont get it. JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:01:32 PM): you dont get shit JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:01:37 PM): because you're a fucking dumbass bitch JESS (5:01:47 PM): for what reason are you calling me that JESS (5:01:51 PM): i dont understand. i R RYaN WhO b U (3:00:41 PM): SHE'S CRYING i R RYaN WhO b U (3:00:42 PM): OH SHI- JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:00:57 PM): should i tell her im not really him? i R RYaN WhO b U (3:01:00 PM): NO JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:01:02 PM): kai i R RYaN WhO b U (3:01:16 PM): Dude. i R RYaN WhO b U (3:01:20 PM): Imagine when she actually talks to him. I'll fill you in. ROFL JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:01:33 PM): soundingamosaic (5:01:51 PM): i dont understand. JESS(5:02:04 PM): give me a fucking reason, please. im dying to know what i did. JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:02:07 PM): you dont understand because you're a fucking BITCH JESS (5:02:11 PM): right! ask any fucking person that knows me and theyll tell you otherwise JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:02:32 PM): NOONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:02:35 PM): YOU ARE SO FUCKING FAKE sJESS (5:02:39 PM): what?? JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:02:40 PM): AND I TALK IN CAPS TO EXPRESS ANGER\ i R RYaN WhO b U (3:01:47 PM): HAHAHHHAHAAHAHHAHA JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:01:55 PM): i cant wait until she talkes to him JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:01:58 PM): YOU FUCKING ASSHLLE!@!@!@ huh? i R RYaN WhO b U (3:02:02 PM): OMFG i R RYaN WhO b U: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU i R RYaN WhO b U: him - what?>!?!!? JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL i R RYaN WhO b U: JESS: sorry JESS: im dealing with this crazy bullshit im in like tears i R RYaN WhO b U: lol k JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOLOOOOLOLL i R RYaN WhO b U: Tell her her singing sucks, and you laugh hardcore at it. i R RYaN WhO b U: so whatcha gonna do...? JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS : im far from fake JESS: 99% of girls in NJ are dumbass bitches that love drama and cheat and lie. im not one of them JESS: but thanks for trying. JakeIsEpiclyUber: fuck you JakeIsEpiclyUber: fucking waste of LIFE JESS : WHY JakeIsEpiclyUbeR: WASTE OF FUCKING LIFE JESS : TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I DID JakeIsEpiclyUber: YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH, FUCK YOU. JESS: whatre you scared to tell me? JakeIsEpiclyUber: nothing JakeIsEpiclyUber: your singing sucks though and i laughed so fucking hard the first time i heard you JakeIsEpiclyUber: i think i had an orgasm from laughing so hard JakeIsEpiclyUber: a better orgasm than you would give BITCH i R RYaN WhO b U: soundingamosaic : JESS JESS: he wont stop i R RYaN WhO b U: do what...? JESS: IDK i R RYaN WhO b U : i R RYaN WhO b U: I'll send him a kiss! I don't care if I'm immature/retarded/soulless. I find this hilarious. Was so hard to get under 20k character limit.
Ow 3 Hit Posted April 29, 2009 Author Posted April 29, 2009 JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:04:17 PM): L0L JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:04:49 PM): send me a pic of her l0l JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:04:53 PM): i wanna see what she looks like i R RYaN WhO b U (3:05:00 PM): k JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:05:03 PM): soundingamosaic (5:05:24 PM): wow. JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:05:42 PM): you fail, your singing fails, your life fails JESS (5:05:50 PM): LOL, RIGHT. CAUSE YOURE SO AMAZING RIGHT? JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:06:02 PM): i know i am JESS signed off at 5:06:10 PM. JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:05:04 PM): LOL GOOD FIGHT i R RYaN WhO b U (3:05:20 PM): LOL i R RYaN WhO b U (3:05:39 PM): here's pic http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_175d981de3b51912f9e9bb70c111438e.jpg JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:06:00 PM): JESS : im going to one of the top art schools in the country with a 56k scholarship, and going on tour with paramore JESS (5:07:05 PM): wtf do you have JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:07:11 PM): OHHHH PARAMORE AMAZING JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:06:16 PM): shes decent o.O i R RYaN WhO b U (3:06:45 PM): here's a pic without angles JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:06:54 PM): JakeIsEpiclyUber: AMAZING JESS (5:07:20 PM): yeah, more popular than your band, rofl which i actually like JESS (5:07:34 PM): but whatever JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:07:46 PM): im probably gonna write a song about you ill send it JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:07:58 PM): its gonna be called JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:08:05 PM): "i once dated a fucking bitch" i R RYaN WhO b U (3:06:58 PM): http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_0376101334a733493947bde80ddb69bf.jpg JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:07:06 PM): HOLY SHIT IS THAT THAT ONE CHICK JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:07:10 PM): THAT DID THE COVER ON YT>?!?! i R RYaN WhO b U (3:07:36 PM): YES JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:07:40 PM): LOL JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:07:59 PM): JESS (5:08:11 PM): i still dont get it. JESS(5:08:25 PM): i can honestly say i have NO idea why you think im a bitch. JESS (5:08:37 PM): because i didnt go to your show? JESS (5:08:40 PM): what is it. JESS (5:08:46 PM): i have no fucking clue JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:09:00 PM): one sec JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:09:04 PM): my girls sucking my dick JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:09:09 PM): wiat about 5 minutes i R RYaN WhO b U (3:08:00 PM): she's a pretty good singer lmfao JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:08:03 PM): lol yeha i g2g JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:08:18 PM): ill be on later to continue this here mayhem i R RYaN WhO b U (3:08:22 PM): lmao payce JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:08:57 PM): JESS (5:09:45 PM): shes prob a whore. JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:09:56 PM): nah she just loves my cock JESS(5:10:06 PM): yeah i liked yours too before you ruined everything i R RYaN WhO b U (3:09:07 PM): SHE STILL TRIES HAHAHAHAHA JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:09:09 PM): LOLLOLOL i R RYaN WhO b U (3:09:20 PM): how fucking low JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:09:37 PM): JESS: and for your info, im amazing at sex. too bad you didnt get to experience it JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:10:40 PM): i dont want your dirty vag soundingamosaic (5:10:43 PM): LOL only slept with 2 guys kthnx i R RYaN WhO b U (3:09:56 PM): She's so retarded, it makes me rage. i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:06 PM): I'M SO AMAZING AT SECHS i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:08 PM): ADDEEERRRR JESS (5:10:57 PM): whats your count, like 100? JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:11:00 PM): basically JESS (5:11:06 PM): yeah, you prob have herpes JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:11:12 PM): at least i got them JESS(5:11:16 PM): LOL JESS(5:11:23 PM): i couldve gotten with PLENTY of guys JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:11:24 PM): do you give good head with your horse face? i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:24 PM): SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A HORSE ROFL JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:10:28 PM): LMAO i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:41 PM): JakeIsEpiclyUber: do you give good head with your horse face? i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:42 PM): I ROFL'D LITERALLY, FUCKING FELL. AND ROFL'D JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:11:38 PM): LOLLLLL JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:11:57 PM): JESS (5:11:23 PM): i couldve gotten with PLENTY of guys JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:11:24 PM): do you give good head with your horse face? JESS(5:11:34 PM): horse face? roflmao JESS (5:11:42 PM): good one JESS (5:12:24 PM): i was actually casually dating like 6 guys. i couldve easily gotten with them. but you swept me off my feet so i told them to fuck off JESS: and now i feel like an idiot JES: so thank you. JakeIsEpiclyUbe: i love you more JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS: i was actually casually dating like 6 guys. i couldve easily gotten with them. but you swept me off my feet so i told them to fuck off JESS(5:12:29 PM): and now i feel like an idiot JESS (5:12:31 PM): so thank you. JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:13:08 PM): i love you more JESS (5:13:13 PM): nah. JESS (5:13:44 PM): i didnt know anyone could be such an asshole JESS (5:13:49 PM): never had anyone say this shit to me before. JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:14:17 PM): because im the only guy that shonest i R RYaN WhO b U (3:13:53 PM): SHE'S A LIAR JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS: nah JESS (5:14:39 PM): because youre beyond asshole JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:14:48 PM): am not JESS (5:15:00 PM): and you havent broken me yet, btw. JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:15:05 PM): im not trying to JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:05 PM): thats why shes crying and shit? JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:06 PM): l0l i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:15 PM): AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN HIM i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:16 PM): FUCKING EPIC JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:21 PM): LOL i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:25 PM): JESS (3:11:30 PM): stfu JESS (3:11:34 PM): hes legit hurting me right now i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:21 PM): With his dick? JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:30 PM): JESS (5:15:00 PM): and you havent broken me yet, btw. JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:15:05 PM): im not trying to JESS (5:15:30 PM): right. cuz one prick like you says im ugly, overrides the thousands of comments i get on youtube that im gorgeous. makes total sense JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:32 PM): LOLOLOLOL JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:38 PM): wow JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:41 PM): this is amazing i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:43 PM): ROFLMFAO i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:51 PM): LOL ON ON YOUTUBE DEY SAY IM PURTY i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:53 PM): SO DERP DERP STFU JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:57 PM): LOLL i R RYaN WhO b U (3:15:09 PM): I'm saving this entire convo it's fucking epic JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:15:13 PM): LMAO JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:15:26 PM): "you havent broken me yet" "IM LIKE LEGIT HURT RIGHT NOW" i R RYaN WhO b U (3:15:29 PM): ROFL JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:15:56 PM): JESS (5:15:30 PM): right. cuz one prick like you says im ugly, overrides the thousands of comments i get on youtube that im gorgeous. makes total sense JESS (5:16:09 PM): idk why youre doing this, i guess ill never know. JakeIsEpiclyUber: i gotta go JakeIsEpiclyUber: girl needs my cock in her CLEAN vag i R RYaN WhO b U: lulz JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS : who JakeIsEpiclyUber : you'll find out later JESS: asshole JakeIsEpiclyUber : JESS : asshole JakeIsEpiclyUber : yeah its going in there too EDIT: This entire time, re-wording their things. I figured out I could have just put them in seperate posts. Epic fail, lol. I doubt anybody will read anyhow. :D
Ow 3 Hit Posted April 29, 2009 Author Posted April 29, 2009 I butchered the actual version to death. I just re-read all of that, and I deleted so much. Still lulz though. IM me on AIM for good version. -.-''
Ow 3 Hit Posted April 30, 2009 Author Posted April 30, 2009 Cool story bro. IT ONLY TOOK 3 RESPONSES I'M SO PROUD
d72 Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 Can't read the whole thing right now, way too long :whistle:
Kyle|Lol The PK Posted May 3, 2009 Posted May 3, 2009 seems to me... like that nerds an asshole.Wow you read it lol.
y0urw3ak Posted May 3, 2009 Posted May 3, 2009 YOU know Jess??? I have her added and Suscribed in Youtube lolz :O
Ow 3 Hit Posted May 3, 2009 Author Posted May 3, 2009 YOU know Jess??? I have her added and Suscribed in Youtube lolz :O Yeah, lol. She liked me for awhile, but I just meh... She has an amazing voice that could sing me to sleep anyday though. A few of her videos are uploaded because of me. I IZ SO SPESHULL
F A R L A P Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 read it all idk it was interesting,, keep me filled in =) PM
I C0NN0R I Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 You got the immature little nerd faggot who's never guna get laid, bit right.
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