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Warning - Extremely long read.

Background - Girl I know is having boy troubles, I don't care. She's annoying, so I have my friend IM her. She automatically thinks he's the guy she likes. This goes onto this.

i R RYaN WhO b U  i'll give you this dumb bitch

i R RYaN WhO b U : JESS : when he was SUPPOSED to chill with me after work

JESS : went to a party and got wasted instead

JESS : fucking asshole.

i R RYaN WhO b U : WELL THAT IS QUITE THE TRAGEDY

JakeIsEpiclyUber : BEST REPLY EVER

JakeIsEpiclyUber : who was the dude that ditched her

i R RYaN WhO b U : Some dude I told her was playing her.

JakeIsEpiclyUber : L0L

i R RYaN WhO b U : I was like, "yeah, he's playing you."

i R RYaN WhO b U : And she was like NUH-UH NO HE ISN'T

i R RYaN WhO b U : *texts me at 4 AM* YES HE IS

i R RYaN WhO b U : :*( WHINE CRY WHINE WHINE

i R RYaN WhO b U : me - *goes to bed*

JakeIsEpiclyUber: lol

JakeIsEpiclyUber: goes to bed

i R RYaN WhO b U : i R RYaN WhO b U:

i R RYaN WhO b U : Listen to it, she's so good.

i R RYaN WhO b U : JESS : wow..

JESS : wtf just happened

i R RYaN WhO b U : You had multiple ear-gasms, thats what.

i R RYaN WhO b U : SHE THINKS YOU'RE HIM

JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL

i R RYaN WhO b U : JESS : he imed me from his friends screen name

i R RYaN WhO b U : JESS: you never went near it, thank god

JakeIsEpiclyUber : you dont remember

JESS (5:41:08 PM): i didnt let you, remember? rofl

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:43:18 PM): LOL!

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:43:19 PM): LOL!!!!!!!!

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:43:23 PM): EPIC

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:43:24 PM): ROFL

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:43:31 PM): JESS direct connection is closed (2:43:18 PM).

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:43:20 PM): The fuck?

JESS (2:43:23 PM): :[

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:43:38 PM): JESS (4:42:32 PM): its seriously not funny.

JESS (4:42:33 PM): at all.

JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL omfg dude dont say shit

JakeIsEpiclyUber: watch this:

JESS (2:43:23 PM): :[

i R RYaN WhO b U: This girls voice is so soothing, it'll make you feel better.

i R RYaN WhO b U: And his friend is jake? What?

i R RYaN WhO b U: I' MNOT  THIS GIRL IS ANNOYING

i R RYaN WhO b U: DO WORK

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:44:12 PM): shes talking to me

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:16 PM): ACT LIKE HIM

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:18 PM): BE LIKE

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:33 PM): Sorry for kicking you out of my house, I hate my mom meeting my hook-ups.

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:36 PM): SAY IT

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:44:38 PM): !!!

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:45:13 PM): LMFAO

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:45:14 PM): HOLD ON

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:45:16 PM): HOLY SHIT

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:41 PM): SEND ME THIS SHIT

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:45 PM): I CAN'T WAIT

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:45 PM): FUCKER

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:47 PM): HOLY SHIT

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:47 PM): LMAO

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:48 PM): HOLD ON

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:49 PM): LSDAFLASLDFALSDL

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:46:50 PM): LOLL

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:50 PM): NO FUCK YOU

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:51 PM): ROFL

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:46:57 PM): SHE WON'T IM ME BACK

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:00 PM): WHATS GOING DOWN ROFL

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:03 PM): LMAO

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:04 PM): DUDE

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:04 PM): UM

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:07 PM): WHO DID SHE DATE

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:09 PM): BEFORE THIS DUDE

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:12 PM): FUCKING

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:18 PM): first nam

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:19 PM): HE MOVED TO TENNESSEE

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:19 PM): e

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:22 PM): FIRST NAME

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:22 PM): IDK

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:23 PM): dkaslfgjlskdfj

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:24 PM): ROFLMFAO

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:47:24 PM): shit

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:47:26 PM): FORGOT HIS NAME

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:48:15 PM): JESS(2:48:07 PM): hes talking to me again

JESS (2:48:08 PM): wow

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:48:12 PM): who?

i R RYaN WhO b U wants to directly connect (2:48:50 PM).

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:48:53 PM): send convo roflmfao

JakeIsEpiclyUber is now directly connected (2:48:54 PM).

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:49:45 PM): fuck

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:49:47 PM): how do i

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:49:48 PM): lmao

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:49:52 PM): copy all of it

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:49:53 PM): and paste here

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:51:40 PM): i mean

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:51:44 PM): JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:03 PM): babe im sorry for ditching you

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:11 PM): alcohol just seemed more important

JESS (4:41:20 PM): who is this?

JESS (4:41:41 PM): and.. not funny.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:50 PM): I JUST WANTED TO FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:51 PM): DAMNIT

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:41:51 PM): GTFO

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:02 PM): thats why i needed the alcohol

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:13 PM): i was gonna get wasted and then come see your ugly ass

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:15 PM): SO GTFO

JESS (4:42:24 PM): wtf is wrong with you

JESS (4:42:32 PM): its seriously not funny.

JESS (4:42:33 PM): at all.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:51 PM): your vagina is smelly

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:53 PM): CLEAN IT

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:42:56 PM): FUCKING CLEAN IT YOU WHORE

JESS (4:42:58 PM): you never went near it, thank god

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:43:06 PM): you dont remember

JESS (4:43:06 PM): i didnt let you, remember? rofl

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:43:13 PM): you probably didnt taste the roofie

JESS (4:43:18 PM): hmm

JESS (4:43:20 PM): how bout

JESS(4:43:22 PM): grow the fuck up

JESS(4:43:23 PM): bye

JESS signed off at 4:43:27 PM.

JESS signed on at 4:44:30 PM.

JESS (4:44:57 PM): just goes to show that you ARE what everyone says you are

JESS (4:45:15 PM): i didnt believe a fucking word they said, this is all you.

JESS (4:45:20 PM): so fuck. that.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:45:37 PM): so fuck you

JESS (4:45:46 PM): i didnt do one fucking thing wrong

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:45:47 PM): i never wanted a real relationship with you

JESS (4:45:52 PM): then whyd you play me..

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:45:55 PM): YOU DIDNT CLEAN YOUR VAG

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:45:57 PM): thats why

JESS (4:45:59 PM): right.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:46:12 PM): oh and sorry for kicking you out of my house

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:46:23 PM): i dont like when my mom meets hook ups

JESS (4:46:28 PM): wtf..

JESS (4:46:33 PM): honestly. what did i do wrong.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:46:47 PM): you're a fucking bitch

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:46:51 PM): and a waste of my fucking time

JESS (4:46:55 PM): what?!

JESS (4:46:59 PM): never heard that before

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:47:04 PM): you heard it from me

JESS (4:47:16 PM): but i didnt fucking do anything, i dont get it

JESS (4:47:26 PM): no ones ever called me a bitch, or anything negative for that matter

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:47:35 PM): YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH

JESS (4:47:40 PM): WHAT DID I DO.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:47:48 PM): you didnt clean your vag

JESS (4:47:54 PM): wow youre mature.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:48:00 PM): wow you're a bitch

JESS (4:48:04 PM): no

JESS (4:48:06 PM): actually im not

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:48:13 PM): yes

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:48:14 PM): actually you are

JESS (4:48:17 PM): WHY

JESS (4:48:41 PM): this isnt fucking funny anymore. you played me like a violin and broke my heart. im not the one whos wrong.

JESS (4:49:01 PM): my mom actually liked you, and your parents love me, and we were perfectly fine. wtf is wrong with you

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:02 PM): no you played me like a dumpster and got my dick all dirty

JESS (4:49:08 PM): i didnt touch your dick.

JESS (4:49:11 PM): thanks.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:13 PM): i said

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:15 PM): YOU CANT REMEMBER

JESS (4:49:18 PM): rofl

JESS (4:49:19 PM): right

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:25 PM): but seriously

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:30 PM): YOU ARE THE BIGGEST WASTE OF FUCKING LIFE

JESS (4:49:42 PM): :[

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:49 PM): i pwn you with my dds specs

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:54 PM): anyways

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:59 PM): youre a fucking whore

JESS (4:50:02 PM): wtf..

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:50:03 PM): my mom hates you

JESS (4:50:07 PM): no she doesnt

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:50:09 PM): and i hate you

JESS (4:50:10 PM): she invited me in

JESS (4:50:11 PM): WHY IM NOT A WHORE I DONT CHEAR LIE NOTHING IM HONEST LOYAL TRUTHFUL IM LIKE THE ONLY FUCKING GOOD PERSON LEFT IN NJ

JESS(4:50:35 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU no one has EVER said these things to me before

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:50:45 PM): so are you saying you wanna fuck?

JESS (4:50:45 PM): i dont fucking get it

JESS (4:50:56 PM): i wanted to before you broke my heart.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:51:17 PM): i didnt break your heart

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:51:24 PM): stop fucking saying that bullshit

JESS: you did. you led me on, so fucking far

JakeIsEpiclyUber: i never led you on

JESS: calling me your baby and that you want me to be yours

JESS: and that you dont care im going to college cuz youll visit me all the time

JakeIsEpiclyUber: I ONLY WANTED YOU FOR YOUR PUSSY

JESS: telling me im the most beautiful girl in the world

JakeIsEpiclyUber: i never fucking wanted this serious relationship

JakeIsEpiclyUber: dont you understand

JakeIsEpiclyUber: i left you because you wouldnt give me sex

JESS (4:52:39 PM): i had my fucking period you asshole

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:52:44 PM): SO?

JESS (4:52:46 PM): and you said yourself

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:52:47 PM): blood is a turn on

JESS (4:52:49 PM): youd go at my pace

i R RYaN WhO b U:JESS (4:48:41 PM): this isnt fucking funny anymore. you played me like a violin and broke my heart. im not the one whos wrong.

i R RYaN WhO b U: JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:49:49 PM): i pwn you with my dds specs

i R RYaN WhO b U: KEN IS HER EX

JakeIsEpiclyUber: NO

JakeIsEpiclyUber: A GIRL

i R RYaN WhO b U: say something with ken

i R RYaN WhO b U: she dated him for 2 years

JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOl!

i R RYaN WhO b U : THIS IS SO MUCH WIN

i R RYaN WhO b U : soundingamosaic: him

JESS (2:53:07 PM): saying all this fucked up shit wow

i R RYaN WhO b U: like?

i R RYaN WhO b U : SHE'S BUYING IT

JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL

i R RYaN WhO b U: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

i R RYaN WhO b U : SHE FELL FOR SOME DUDE IN LIKE A WEEK

i R RYaN WhO b U: JakeIsEpiclyUber: so are you saying you wanna fuck?

JESS: i dont fucking get it

JESS : i wanted to before you broke my heart.

JakeIsEpiclyUber: lol

JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS : so wtf

JESS : so this is what youve been avoiding to tell me for the past few days?

JESS : why couldnt you just tell me the truth

JakeIsEpiclyUber: basically

JESS : you know, you say you want respect and loyalty and love and all this shit but you cant even give it to someone else i knew you were too good to be true

JakeIsEpiclyUber: so

JakeIsEpiclyUber: the truth is

JakeIsEpiclyUber: the reason why ive been ignoring you

JakeIsEpiclyUber: nvm

JESS: your truth means nothing.

JESS: youre a prick

JakeIsEpiclyUber: no im not

JESS: yeah, you obviously are

JakeIsEpiclyUber: IVE BEEN FUCKING ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS

JakeIsEpiclyUber: there

JESS: ..who

JESS: most of my friends left for college, rofl

JakeIsEpiclyUber: ive been fucking ken

JakeIsEpiclyUber: -.-

JESS: .... hahahah

JakeIsEpiclyUber: im gay

JakeIsEpiclyUber: i didnt want to tell you

JESS : ken lives in tennessee hahah

JakeIsEpiclyUber : actually

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:56:45 PM): im bi

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:56:48 PM): i know

JESS (4:56:49 PM): wonderful

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:56:51 PM): i visited him

JESS (4:56:53 PM): hahahah

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:57:09 PM): he can actually take it

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:57:11 PM): unlike you

JESS (4:57:20 PM): did you get a kick out of this convo? it just makes you look so weak

JESS (4:57:31 PM): how do you even know who ken is

sJESS (4:57:33 PM): you dont

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:57:36 PM): you dated him for 2 years

JESS (4:57:41 PM): yeah

JESS (4:57:48 PM): you actually remembered his name? wow grats.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:03 PM): whats your name again i forgot

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:18 PM): you are just a faded fucking memory

JESS (4:58:24 PM): Thought I was digging deep.

Thought I was breaking the bank.

But guys like you are just a dime a dozen.

Just a dime a dozen.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:33 PM): oh wow a kindergarten poem

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:37 PM): amazing

JESS (4:58:39 PM): and youre a fucking weak worthless prick that deserves to be alone

JakeIsEpiclyUber (4:58:46 PM): nah ive got a girl. who knows whats up, unlike you

JESS: ...

JESS: i didnt do anything wrong. you just wanna hurt me.

JESS: which is so sad because no one ever thinks to hurt me. im too nice for it.

i R RYaN WhO b U: JakeIsEpiclyUber: oh wow

JakeIsEpiclyUber: a kindergarten poem

JakeIsEpiclyUber: amazing

i R RYaN WhO b U: ROFLMFAO

JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOLLL

i R RYaN WhO b U: JakeIsEpiclyUber: nah

JakeIsEpiclyUber: ive got a girl

JakeIsEpiclyUber: who knows whats up

JakeIsEpiclyUber: unlike you

i R RYaN WhO b U: ROFLMFAO

JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS: i feel like such an idiot for ever liking you. good job wasting that money taking me out n shit.

JakeIsEpiclyUber: good job being a fucking bitch

JESS: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:22 PM): uh

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:23 PM): yeah you did

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:25 PM): FUCK YOU

JESS (5:00:25 PM): what

JESS(5:00:29 PM): SERIOUSLY

JESS (5:00:32 PM): WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:33 PM): SERIOUSLY OMG! WHAT DID I DO

JESS (5:00:37 PM): sigh.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:00:37 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:59:44 PM): I FUCKING SET THIS UP, AND YOU SIR DELIVERED

JakeIsEpiclyUber (2:59:55 PM): LOL

i R RYaN WhO b U (2:59:56 PM): I JUST RUINED HER LIFE

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:00:05 PM): SO GLAD I MOVED FROM NY

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:00:09 PM): lollllllllllll

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:00:20 PM): JESS (2:53:07 PM): saying all this fucked up shit

soundingamosaic (2:53:07 PM): wow

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:00:37 PM): JESS(5:01:16 PM): i dont get it.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:01:32 PM): you dont get shit

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:01:37 PM): because you're a fucking dumbass bitch

JESS (5:01:47 PM): for what reason are you calling me that

JESS (5:01:51 PM): i dont understand.

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:00:41 PM): SHE'S CRYING

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:00:42 PM): OH SHI-

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:00:57 PM): should i tell her im not really him?

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:01:00 PM): NO

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:01:02 PM): kai

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:01:16 PM): Dude.

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:01:20 PM): Imagine when she actually talks to him. I'll fill you in. ROFL

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:01:33 PM): soundingamosaic (5:01:51 PM): i dont understand.

JESS(5:02:04 PM): give me a fucking reason, please. im dying to know what i did.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:02:07 PM): you dont understand because you're a fucking BITCH

JESS (5:02:11 PM): right! ask any fucking person that knows me and theyll tell you otherwise

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:02:32 PM): NOONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:02:35 PM): YOU ARE SO FUCKING FAKE

sJESS (5:02:39 PM): what??

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:02:40 PM): AND I TALK IN CAPS TO EXPRESS ANGER\

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:01:47 PM): HAHAHHHAHAAHAHHAHA

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:01:55 PM): i cant wait until she talkes to him

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:01:58 PM): YOU FUCKING ASSHLLE!@!@!@ huh?

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:02:02 PM): OMFG

i R RYaN WhO b U: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

i R RYaN WhO b U: him - what?>!?!!?

JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL

i R RYaN WhO b U: JESS: sorry

JESS: im dealing with this crazy bullshit im in like tears

i R RYaN WhO b U: lol k

JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOLOOOOLOLL

i R RYaN WhO b U: Tell her her singing sucks, and you laugh hardcore at it.

i R RYaN WhO b U: so whatcha gonna do...?

JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS : im far from fake

JESS: 99% of girls in NJ are dumbass bitches that love drama and cheat and lie. im not one of them

JESS: but thanks for trying.

JakeIsEpiclyUber: fuck you

JakeIsEpiclyUber: fucking waste of LIFE

JESS : WHY

JakeIsEpiclyUbeR: WASTE OF FUCKING LIFE

JESS : TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I DID

JakeIsEpiclyUber: YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH, FUCK YOU.

JESS: whatre you scared to tell me?

JakeIsEpiclyUber: nothing

JakeIsEpiclyUber: your singing sucks though and i laughed so fucking hard the first time i heard you

JakeIsEpiclyUber: i think i had an orgasm from laughing so hard

JakeIsEpiclyUber: a better orgasm than you would give  BITCH

i R RYaN WhO b U: soundingamosaic : JESS

JESS: he wont stop

i R RYaN WhO b U: do what...?

JESS: IDK

i R RYaN WhO b U : i R RYaN WhO b U: I'll send him a kiss!

I don't care if I'm immature/retarded/soulless. I find this hilarious. Was so hard to get under 20k character limit.

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JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:04:17 PM): L0L

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:04:49 PM): send me a pic of her l0l

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:04:53 PM): i wanna see what she looks like

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:05:00 PM): k

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:05:03 PM): soundingamosaic (5:05:24 PM): wow.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:05:42 PM): you fail, your singing fails, your life fails

JESS (5:05:50 PM): LOL, RIGHT. CAUSE YOURE SO AMAZING RIGHT?

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:06:02 PM): i know i am

JESS signed off at 5:06:10 PM.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:05:04 PM): LOL GOOD FIGHT

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:05:20 PM): LOL

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:05:39 PM): here's pic http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_175d981de3b51912f9e9bb70c111438e.jpg

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:06:00 PM): JESS : im going to one of the top art schools in the country with a 56k scholarship, and going on tour with paramore

JESS (5:07:05 PM): wtf do you have

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:07:11 PM): OHHHH PARAMORE AMAZING

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:06:16 PM): shes decent o.O

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:06:45 PM): here's a pic without angles

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:06:54 PM): JakeIsEpiclyUber: AMAZING

JESS (5:07:20 PM): yeah, more popular than your band, rofl which i actually like

JESS (5:07:34 PM): but whatever

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:07:46 PM): im probably gonna write a song about you ill send it

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:07:58 PM): its gonna be called

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:08:05 PM): "i once dated a fucking bitch"

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:06:58 PM): http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_0376101334a733493947bde80ddb69bf.jpg

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:07:06 PM): HOLY SHIT  IS THAT THAT ONE CHICK

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:07:10 PM): THAT DID THE COVER ON YT>?!?!

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:07:36 PM): YES

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:07:40 PM): LOL

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:07:59 PM): JESS (5:08:11 PM): i still dont get it.

JESS(5:08:25 PM): i can honestly say i have NO idea why you think im a bitch.

JESS (5:08:37 PM): because i didnt go to your show?

JESS (5:08:40 PM): what is it.

JESS (5:08:46 PM): i have no fucking clue

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:09:00 PM): one sec

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:09:04 PM): my girls sucking my dick

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:09:09 PM): wiat about 5 minutes

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:08:00 PM): she's a pretty good singer lmfao

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:08:03 PM): lol yeha i g2g

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:08:18 PM): ill be on later to continue this here mayhem

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:08:22 PM): lmao payce

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:08:57 PM): JESS (5:09:45 PM): shes prob a whore.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:09:56 PM): nah she just loves my cock

JESS(5:10:06 PM): yeah i liked yours too before you ruined everything

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:09:07 PM): SHE STILL TRIES HAHAHAHAHA

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:09:09 PM): LOLLOLOL

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:09:20 PM): how fucking low

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:09:37 PM): JESS: and for your info, im amazing at sex. too bad you didnt get to experience it

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:10:40 PM): i dont want your dirty vag

soundingamosaic (5:10:43 PM): LOL only slept with 2 guys kthnx

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:09:56 PM): She's so retarded, it makes me rage.

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:06 PM): I'M SO AMAZING AT SECHS

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:08 PM): ADDEEERRRR

JESS (5:10:57 PM): whats your count, like 100?

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:11:00 PM): basically

JESS (5:11:06 PM): yeah, you prob have herpes

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:11:12 PM): at least i got them

JESS(5:11:16 PM): LOL

JESS(5:11:23 PM): i couldve gotten with PLENTY of guys

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:11:24 PM): do you give good head with your horse face?

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:24 PM): SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A HORSE ROFL

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:10:28 PM): LMAO

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:41 PM): JakeIsEpiclyUber: do you give good head with your horse face?

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:10:42 PM): I ROFL'D LITERALLY, FUCKING FELL. AND ROFL'D

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:11:38 PM): LOLLLLL

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:11:57 PM): JESS (5:11:23 PM): i couldve gotten with PLENTY of guys

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:11:24 PM): do you give good head with your horse face?

JESS(5:11:34 PM): horse face? roflmao

JESS (5:11:42 PM): good one

JESS (5:12:24 PM): i was actually casually dating like 6 guys. i couldve easily gotten with them. but you swept me off my feet so i told them to fuck off

JESS: and now i feel like an idiot

JES: so thank you.

JakeIsEpiclyUbe: i love you more

JakeIsEpiclyUber: LOL

JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS: i was actually casually dating like 6 guys. i couldve easily gotten with them. but you swept me off my feet so i told them to fuck off

JESS(5:12:29 PM): and now i feel like an idiot

JESS (5:12:31 PM): so thank you.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:13:08 PM): i love you more

JESS (5:13:13 PM): nah.

JESS (5:13:44 PM): i didnt know anyone could be such an asshole

JESS (5:13:49 PM): never had anyone say this shit to me before.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:14:17 PM): because im the only guy that shonest

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:13:53 PM): SHE'S A LIAR

JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS: nah

JESS (5:14:39 PM): because youre beyond asshole

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:14:48 PM): am not

JESS (5:15:00 PM): and you havent broken me yet, btw.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:15:05 PM): im not trying to

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:05 PM): thats why shes crying and shit?

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:06 PM): l0l

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:15 PM): AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN HIM

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:16 PM): FUCKING EPIC

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:21 PM): LOL

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:25 PM): JESS (3:11:30 PM): stfu

JESS (3:11:34 PM): hes legit hurting me right now

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:21 PM): With his dick?

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:30 PM): JESS (5:15:00 PM): and you havent broken me yet, btw.

JakeIsEpiclyUber (5:15:05 PM): im not trying to

JESS (5:15:30 PM): right. cuz one prick like you says im ugly, overrides the thousands of comments i get on youtube that im gorgeous. makes total sense

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:32 PM): LOLOLOLOL

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:38 PM): wow

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:41 PM): this is amazing

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:43 PM): ROFLMFAO

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:51 PM): LOL ON ON YOUTUBE DEY SAY IM PURTY

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:14:53 PM): SO DERP DERP STFU

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:14:57 PM): LOLL

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:15:09 PM): I'm saving this entire convo it's fucking epic

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:15:13 PM): LMAO

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:15:26 PM): "you havent broken me yet"       "IM LIKE LEGIT HURT RIGHT NOW"

i R RYaN WhO b U (3:15:29 PM): ROFL

JakeIsEpiclyUber (3:15:56 PM): JESS (5:15:30 PM): right. cuz one prick like you says im ugly, overrides the thousands of comments i get on youtube that im gorgeous. makes total sense

JESS (5:16:09 PM): idk why youre doing this, i guess ill never know.

JakeIsEpiclyUber: i gotta go

JakeIsEpiclyUber: girl needs my cock in her CLEAN vag

i R RYaN WhO b U: lulz

JakeIsEpiclyUber: JESS : who

JakeIsEpiclyUber : you'll find out later

JESS: asshole

JakeIsEpiclyUber : JESS : asshole

JakeIsEpiclyUber : yeah its going in there too

EDIT: This entire time, re-wording their things. I figured out I could have just put them in seperate posts. Epic fail, lol. I doubt anybody will read anyhow. :D

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I butchered the actual version to death. I just re-read all of that, and I deleted so much. Still lulz though. IM me on AIM for good version. -.-''

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YOU know Jess??? I have her added and Suscribed in Youtube lolz :O

Yeah, lol. She liked me for awhile, but I just meh... She has an amazing voice that could sing me to sleep anyday though. A few of her videos are uploaded because of me. I IZ SO SPESHULL

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