Ow 3 Hit Posted June 14, 2009 Author Posted June 14, 2009 Aww ow 3 hit, are you running outta funnehs? =[ keep looking back and there's nothing new.Nah, just outta time to post them all. It takes awhile to upload them onto tinypic, then to copy the link and post here.I usually do it at 3 AM when I have nothing better to do. I haz work in an hour so I'm about to get ready. :wub:
Berniej Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 I also again went to the Chuck Norris Facts website and laughed my ass off, some of them are fucking hilarous :D. Post some good ones. You jew! If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. ( :wow:) Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. ( :wow:) Just hilarious when your high or just in a laughing mood tbh.
Ow 3 Hit Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 I also again went to the Chuck Norris Facts website and laughed my ass off, some of them are fucking hilarous :D. Post some good ones. You jew! If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. ( :wow:) Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. ( :wow:) Just hilarious when your high or just in a laughing mood tbh. Maybe I would have laughed if I were high. lol
Berniej Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 You just have a crappy humour haha no, you really have to be in a laughing mood to like those but I thought they were epic :p.
gfdgfd Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Meh, i don't find Chuck Norris facts funny, simply because Chuck Norris is such a cliche, he's not cool, he's just an actor, and to top it off, he's ginger, idk why everyone on the internet is so obsessed with Chuck Norris.
Berniej Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Meh, i don't find Chuck Norris facts funny, simply because Chuck Norris is such a cliche, he's not cool, he's just an actor, and to top it off, he's ginger, idk why everyone on the internet is so obsessed with Chuck Norris. Haha I don't like Chuck neither, I fuckin hate his acting skills. But because in his movies he always acts like the best fighter in the world I find those jokes funny. Because they express the 'impossible' side in his movies.
Jim Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Meh, i don't find Chuck Norris facts funny, simply because Chuck Norris is such a cliche, he's not cool, he's just an actor, and to top it off, he's ginger, idk why everyone on the internet is so obsessed with Chuck Norris. Rick Astley wasn't the greatest singer either, hes still probably one of the most famous people on the internet.
gfdgfd Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Meh, i don't find Chuck Norris facts funny, simply because Chuck Norris is such a cliche, he's not cool, he's just an actor, and to top it off, he's ginger, idk why everyone on the internet is so obsessed with Chuck Norris. Rick Astley wasn't the greatest singer either, hes still probably one of the most famous people on the internet. Touché
B0wz|Mecca Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 lmfao fucking amazing thread loved the last michael j fox one :P
Madslash Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Chuck Norris is awesome because he's awesome. No questions asked.
Ow 3 Hit Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 Meh, i don't find Chuck Norris facts funny, simply because Chuck Norris is such a cliche, he's not cool, he's just an actor, and to top it off, he's ginger, idk why everyone on the internet is so obsessed with Chuck Norris. Rick Astley wasn't the greatest singer either, hes still probably one of the most famous people on the internet. Touché Great touché moment, I TIP MY HAT TO YOU SIR!
Berniej Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Chuck Norris is awesome because he's awesome. No questions asked. You can also only like those jokes if you understand why they make those jokes tbh. where it comes from. Most epic moment is Chuck Norris knocking this girl out while she's in his car.
Ow 3 Hit Posted June 16, 2009 Author Posted June 16, 2009 Chuck Norris is awesome because he's awesome. No questions asked. You can also only like those jokes if you understand why they make those jokes tbh. where it comes from. Most epic moment is Chuck Norris knocking this girl out while she's in his car. I kind of agree, it would make it FUNNIER. But not really... idk Back on topic, will be posting some lulz shortly.
Ow 3 Hit Posted June 17, 2009 Author Posted June 17, 2009 this is ftwIndeed it is, lol.I'm still wondering why this isn't pinned with nearly 200+ comments.
Berniej Posted June 17, 2009 Posted June 17, 2009 PIN THIS SHIT! I would have if I still had mod powers. Edit: Mod powers sound so weird, like I'm a super saiyan or something.
I C0NN0R I Posted June 17, 2009 Posted June 17, 2009 this is ftwIndeed it is, lol.I'm still wondering why this isn't pinned with nearly 200+ comments. same lol
Ow 3 Hit Posted June 17, 2009 Author Posted June 17, 2009 PIN THIS SHIT! I would have if I still had mod powers. Edit: Mod powers sound so weird, like I'm a super saiyan or something. I'D PIN YOU IF I HAD A PIN. OH FUCK OH FUCK That was smooth, man. And lol @ super saiyan
Lukas Posted June 17, 2009 Posted June 17, 2009 Couldn't find it here so I thought I would post it: I like this one too:
Jim Posted June 17, 2009 Posted June 17, 2009 I love the head switching one. Saw it probably 50 times, still laugh hard when I see it.
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