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Last night I was sat in the living room on my laptop with the light off, I was typing away on Msn and I saw out the corner of my eye a fucking huge black spider on my hand. I freaked out and slammed my hand into the floor then put it in a cup and pretty much forgot about it.

In an hour or so I'd almost totally forgot about it and went upstairs into a spare bedroom to play on the playstation. After about 10 minutes I felt something on my hand, I figured it was the blanket put looked just incase. There was nothing there so I just carried on playing thinking I was just being paranoid about earlier. 5 more minutes pass and I feel the same on my other hand, I look down to scratch it and there is a fucking huge spider sprinting up my arm, I swing my arm and slam it into a wardrobe, then club it to death with the PS3 controller.

Now everytime the hairs on my leg rub against my jeans, or I get an itch I jump slightly. It's starting to really fuck me off.

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Shit :P I'm that same way about snakes; they freak me out :o

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LOL i hate spiders too dude

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Few years ago i was watching TV in my room.. and out of no where a spider is directly in my face, hanging from a web from the ceiling. I flipped shit, i hate spiders.

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Few years ago i was watching TV in my room.. and out of no where a spider is directly in my face, hanging from a web from the ceiling. I flipped shit, i hate spiders.

SAME EXACT thing happened to me :P exept I punched tha Mothafucka :P
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spiders are hella scary lol :S

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God damnit grow a pair....

OF DEATH RAYS FROM YOUR HANDS AND BLAST THE MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS INTO OBLIVION!!!!111111!!!!!!'12LK29UHSGYU7ISDU

Not rly scared of spiders tbh, but i really dont like them being on me =/

HybridAng3l
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Hate spiders too, cant really even look @ one. Trying to avoid them as much as possible.

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I actually think spiders are very interesting, thank you very much.

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There's just something about spiders tbh. They are just way too freaky.

Creamie pies
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Shit :P I'm that same way about snakes; they freak me out :o

how manny snakes rub against you or stare at you?  :mellow:
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Shit :P I'm that same way about snakes; they freak me out :o

how manny snakes rub against you or stare at you?  :mellow:

Depends which one you're talking about  :shifty:

My dog either eats the spiders, plays with them till they're dead.

Or I stomp on them/crush them.

Cholesterol
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Shit :P I'm that same way about snakes; they freak me out :o

how manny snakes rub against you or stare at you?  :mellow:

Depends which one you're talking about  :shifty:

My dog either eats the spiders, plays with them till they're dead.

Or I stomp on them/crush them.

Beware the trouser snake

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Shit :P I'm that same way about snakes; they freak me out :o

how manny snakes rub against you or stare at you?  :mellow:

Depends which one you're talking about  :shifty:

My dog either eats the spiders, plays with them till they're dead.

Or I stomp on them/crush them.

Beware the trouser snake

LMFAO

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Lol could be worse my sister had a spider in her drink and only realised when it was in her mouth.

Y Doorson I
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lol i got the same :I i hate spiders.

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fuck spiders, hate them so much

Creamie pies
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little off topic but.. Fuck the police.

str pr4y ko
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haha i know how u feel dude...spirders scare the shit outa me idk why :wow:

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lmfaooooo, once in like grade 4 i went to climb this like motley grey/black/white barked tree, and put my hand on it and this fucking huge spider the same colour crawled onto my hand, i like freaked and shook it but it didnt come off so i crushed it against the tree and got spider on my hand :(

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Lol, Spider is my next xbl tag

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Lol i hate the way spiders move, they take like 5 or 6 fast steps at a time, it's freaky :\

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Spiderman , i hate that guy too.

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