Silk Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Im on the public bus home and this old as nan sits next to me .. And theres heaps of available seats . There so wrinkly !
DeltaPapa Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Got an absolute gem of a life lesson from my grandLAD on his deathbed, life is like a bowl of soup, you only get blown if you're hot. R.I.P GrandLAD A grandLAD walked into the garage i work in today and asked for his car to be cleaned inside and out as he wanted to give it to his grandson who had just passed his driving test. Whilst cleaning out the car i found 6 empty viagra packets. Still got leadLAD Was in the gym tonight and just as im getting out of the pool i see a grandLAD with the hairdryer up between his towel drying his bollocks. funnygrandLAD sittin on a plane to newcastle nd one of the air hostesses is a definite 9/10, as she walks past with the trolley i check out the arse (a peach) glance across to the grandLAD across the aisle nd we share the nod of approval. every LAD knows the nod of LADproval A few christmas ago, at my nan and grandads, a group of johova's witnesses knocked on the door. My grandLAD went to the kitchen got a tea towel and an elastic band and put it round his head. When answering the door he immediately replied "im muslim, i don't fucking celebrate Christmas" then shut the door GrandLAD Walking past a beached whale on saturday who was scoffing her body weight in chips, when a seagull swooped in and nicked her battered sausage. She starts complaining and old grandLAD walking past laughed in her face. SeagullLAD Top the grandLAD sat opposite me on the bus nodding his head back and forth to my tunes he could hear through my headphones. Likes his tunesLAD Walking to Selhurst station after the game and this women decides to do a U turn on a road pack with fans. Que the grandLAD shouting in her face "What the fuck do you think your doing you stupid bitch" GrandLAD
Silk Posted November 8, 2011 Author Posted November 8, 2011 Good read , yea when i got off the bus some old man said hi to me
Silk Posted November 9, 2011 Author Posted November 9, 2011 She made it to my seat so id say she is fit to fuck if you like nans haha
gothic slut Posted November 9, 2011 Posted November 9, 2011 older is more experienced haha thats why i sucd off a 80 probs year old haha and proud
iiuh Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 old people are just alive to annoy the young people.. thats how it is tho
Octavarium Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 was on the bus today and the woman sat next to me smelt of pure oranges. was like wtf?
Nilo Posted November 27, 2011 Posted November 27, 2011 I was on the bus and some fat ass fuck got up and fell on me.
Low Bridd Posted December 22, 2011 Posted December 22, 2011 I always feel so awkward when they call me cute. :facepalm:
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