Undyin Pride Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 I don't think anything has ever bugged me out so much, how much bullshit can you think up? An acquaintance of mine; which I will not name for the sake of reputation, and out of respect in some slight degree seems to have started to compulsively lie. We had a run in earlier today at the gas station, everything was normal... and out of fucking no where this nigger blind sides me with a shitstorm of bullshit. Apparently he was in an 18-wheeler "big rig" with his brother, and came down a hillside; whilst "jack knifing" down the hill. For those of you who don't know, when a big rig jack knifes, it means the bed, or cargo hold shifts towards the cab of the truck. So back to the most epic adventure of all time (lol). So now you imagine an entire two lanes being consumed by the rig, and then as if this is a tragedy alone, they slid off the road and rolled approximately 100 feet said supposed story teller. Nigger walks out with out a scratch, immortal no doubt.
Mortuls Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 know what you mean, a good friend of mine back in school was a compulsive liar at times, he would talk a lot about ambitious plans and stories of events which were far-fetched and little-prove to back that they'd actually happen and or happened. lol @ immortul' doe
gfdgfd Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 i lost my virginity when i was 9 to a hot babysitter
Steroids Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 i often lie when a convo is finished or boring me, just to see their reaction of it.
Smush Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 Lies like those are actually funny, but when lies become a srs epidemic ..
Mortuls Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 i often lie when a convo is finished or boring me, just to see their reaction of it. LOL Mortuls'd 10 bitches last night in 5 star hotel in LA defo happened m8
Steroids Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 i often lie when a convo is finished or boring me, just to see their reaction of it. LOL Mortuls'd 10 bitches last night in 5 star hotel in LA defo happened m8 too believable wouldn't work!
Mortuls Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 i often lie when a convo is finished or boring me, just to see their reaction of it. LOL Mortuls'd 10 bitches last night in 5 star hotel in LA defo happened m8 too believable wouldn't work! Lll!
Undyin Pride Posted November 13, 2011 Author Posted November 13, 2011 Lies like those are actually funny, but when lies become a srs epidemic .. I may have found it more amusing if he wasn't trying to be 100% serious... @ Steroids, fuck yeah dude, I do the same thing, but that's probably because I'm an asshole.
Jon Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 I don't think I lie on purpose but I love to exaggerate stories to make them more entertaining.
Mortuls Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 I don't think I lie on purpose but I love to exaggerate stories to make them more entertaining. yh sometimes stories are shit and simply need a bit of lie to make em better
Silk Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 My parents are dogs , i hate telling the truth
Paxman Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 I don't think I lie on purpose but I love to exaggerate stories to make them more entertaining. yh sometimes stories are shit and simply need a bit of lie to make em better yh m1LX766Fp90&autoplay=1&start=105s
Undyin Pride Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 I'm sorry, for some reason I'm using the word "compulsive" as an insult. I think if you can old face lie about some shit like that without flinching, you might aswell be called compulsive.
DeltaPapa Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 rofl this guy at work is like that. Apparently he saved Princess Anne from drowning. He has a chest, and there is only 2 in the world. The queen owns the other. He played for Saracens Rugby Club (he is proper frail and old) He ran the length of England to get his mum a bday presant when he was young. He was in the war and got shot and now can never run or something - yet he went on to play for saracens He rode horseback somewhere for 6 days straight to do some random crap which was made up He makes up so much shit that is so not true, but no one ever says anything.
Undyin Pride Posted November 20, 2011 Author Posted November 20, 2011 ure sick bro I know, I'm a horrible person. Nice name by the way, I like names that suit people.
Tony Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 i only lie to woman the get into there pants...
Godspk Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 i often lie when a convo is finished or boring me, just to see their reaction of it. Who doesn't? L
Mortuls Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 rofl this guy at work is like that. Apparently he saved Princess Anne from drowning. He has a chest, and there is only 2 in the world. The queen owns the other. He played for Saracens Rugby Club (he is proper frail and old) He ran the length of England to get his mum a bday presant when he was young. He was in the war and got shot and now can never run or something - yet he went on to play for saracens He rode horseback somewhere for 6 days straight to do some random crap which was made up He makes up so much shit that is so not true, but no one ever says anything. i believe
v 3 x s Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Honestly I rarely lie, but if I do it's only for the fun xD
Teh Combos Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 i often lie when a convo is finished or boring me, just to see their reaction of it. Yep, exactly this. Most facebook conversations that go no where, i just say 'brb' and go offline.
Steroids Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 i was talking about actual conversations, not on the internet.
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