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A haiku


Calin

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I murdered a man
He had a wife and two kids
i slept peacefully

Posted

To the L chef crew

The crew not there, you missed out

Fucked up shit went down

Haikus in my brain

Damn syllables wont get out

I'm going insane

I heart fat bitches

They make me eat cottage cheese

I poop way too much

Hairy french women

Cheese fondue makes for good lube

Make a gay play date

Tickle me fat man

Happy days, me and the Fonz

Poopy Bo-jengles

Time goes by so fast

When talks of gays, I arise

I fucked a gay guy

Good times with good friends

We talk of utter nonsense

Fun times had by all

Hot action figures

Hey kid, I'm a computer

Large posable men

Ba-donk-a-donk butt

Skull Fucking a big man clown

Show yourself to me

I tore myself, ouch

Gapping holes can constipate

I have a large butt

Hot carl action

I shat on your big nipples

Don't make me waste poop

We should play doctor

Take two hot beef injections

Vagina and ass

My pubes really itch

Crabs on my balls, I shampooed

They consume my nuts

Dropping the big deuce

I flushed but it left a stain

The toilet is red

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the worm stretched

on its green leaf

while munching passively.

was that haiku?

Posted

The old pond, yes, and

A frog is jumping into

The water, and splash.

Posted

???? Is this joke or what? haiku? Facepalm .

Posted

I scooped up the moon

In my water bucket and

Split it on the grass.

^Best haiku ever

Posted

Hi Mayhem Makers

I'm here to eat your muffins

Om nom nom nom nom

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HAI GUIZ

JUST PASSIN THROUGH

OH SHIII-

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