Merry X-Mas?! :D

[Jonny]

So we got the christmas event 1 month before christmas in school, where all classes bake stuff, sell food, drinks all kinds of stuff. The win of it is donated to Africa.

It will take place tomorrow

My friend and I today baked a totally yummy cake but in the icing we mixed our sperma :D :D.. So all our hated teachers and not liked students will eat our jizz lololol :D

Opinions?

EDIT: Not that interesting but he also added loads of spit. Why is everyone so mad?

[Luke]

So you and your friend jerked off together into a cake, which you then sold to your classmates to support a bnch of Africans.

There are so many things wrong with this story, I literally have no idea where to start.

[Jonny]

So you and your friend jerked off together into a cake, which you then sold to your classmates to support a bnch of Africans.

There are so many things wrong with this story, I literally have no idea where to start.

na i watched a porn first, jizzed. then mixed it more into the icing. after that my friend watched the porn and jizzed in it. We will sell it tomorrow to parents, teachers, students to support Africans

I think its extremely funny to see hated people to eat my jizz. My friends wont get to try tbh, also not their parents or sibilings

[DeltaPapa]

ur a cunt

[Kyle]

lmfao...

4nrs

[Ollie]

LOL #Got-em

[Tony]

u guys r fucking out there.....no fuck that ur gone lol

[gfdgfd]

you're even filthier than You r d3d and his pissy rucksacks

[Adam|Spakka]

Legend status approved.

[Blitz]

You sound like a wanker if i'm honest

[Mike (0BR)]

Lets no forget he is Dutch...

Thats your answer right there.

[Loco]

kanker mof

[Loco]

Lets no forget he is Dutch...

Thats your answer right there.

german

[Cal]

[Steroids]

german mess.

[DeltaPapa]

Lets no forget he is Dutch...

Thats your answer right there.

c5Ai98QoZGs

[Spittles (Old School)]

[Godspk]

So you and your friend jerked off together into a cake, which you then sold to your classmates to support a bnch of Africans.

There are so many things wrong with this story, I literally have no idea where to start.

Looooooooool

[X0]

:lol:

[Adam|Note]

i bet you doing this is revenge for getting picked on everyday

[Jonny]

i bet you doing this is revenge for getting picked on everyday

hmm would sound good but thats actually not the case ;). I wont try to prove you wrong by showing you crazy party pictures or sort of things like that. your choice whether you think i am a victim of being bullied or not. The only ones who bully me are some dumb teachers who think that having power over somebody for once in their lives is cool and they should use it. I tell you I was bullied in grade 5/6 once but these times are over. I dont even fucking know why i am writing this shit, maybe cause i am drunk and mad i didnt get to fuck anyone tonight.

And I am GERMAN not dutch ;).

What is the meaning of a wanker.

[Adam|Note]

i bet you doing this is revenge for getting picked on everyday

hmm would sound good but thats actually not the case ;). I wont try to prove you wrong by showing you crazy party pictures or sort of things like that. your choice whether you think i am a victim of being bullied or not. The only ones who bully me are some dumb teachers who think that having power over somebody for once in their lives is cool and they should use it. I tell you I was bullied in grade 5/6 once but these times are over. I dont even fucking know why i am writing this shit, maybe cause i am drunk and mad i didnt get to fuck anyone tonight.

And I am GERMAN not dutch ;).

What is the meaning of a wanker.

i dont care about your life you cretin save that shit for someone who cares

[Jonny]

i bet you doing this is revenge for getting picked on everyday

hmm would sound good but thats actually not the case ;). I wont try to prove you wrong by showing you crazy party pictures or sort of things like that. your choice whether you think i am a victim of being bullied or not. The only ones who bully me are some dumb teachers who think that having power over somebody for once in their lives is cool and they should use it. I tell you I was bullied in grade 5/6 once but these times are over. I dont even fucking know why i am writing this shit, maybe cause i am drunk and mad i didnt get to fuck anyone tonight.

And I am GERMAN not dutch ;).

What is the meaning of a wanker.

i dont care about your life you cretin save that shit for someone who cares

now this hits me hard. I thought you were the person I could talk to about life and its meaning :(

[Adam|Note]

i bet you doing this is revenge for getting picked on everyday

hmm would sound good but thats actually not the case ;). I wont try to prove you wrong by showing you crazy party pictures or sort of things like that. your choice whether you think i am a victim of being bullied or not. The only ones who bully me are some dumb teachers who think that having power over somebody for once in their lives is cool and they should use it. I tell you I was bullied in grade 5/6 once but these times are over. I dont even fucking know why i am writing this shit, maybe cause i am drunk and mad i didnt get to fuck anyone tonight.

And I am GERMAN not dutch ;).

What is the meaning of a wanker.

i dont care about your life you cretin save that shit for someone who cares

now this hits me hard. I thought you were the person I could talk to about life and its meaning :(

Haha, no, let me put this simply: It's ok to play a practical joke on teachers that have wronged you, but I know that no teacher has done anything that warrants the produce of your pathetically flaccid micro-phallus. You're "drunk and haven't fucked anyone" because you're evidently a loser.

[Jonny]

i bet you doing this is revenge for getting picked on everyday

hmm would sound good but thats actually not the case ;). I wont try to prove you wrong by showing you crazy party pictures or sort of things like that. your choice whether you think i am a victim of being bullied or not. The only ones who bully me are some dumb teachers who think that having power over somebody for once in their lives is cool and they should use it. I tell you I was bullied in grade 5/6 once but these times are over. I dont even fucking know why i am writing this shit, maybe cause i am drunk and mad i didnt get to fuck anyone tonight.

And I am GERMAN not dutch ;).

What is the meaning of a wanker.

i dont care about your life you cretin save that shit for someone who cares

now this hits me hard. I thought you were the person I could talk to about life and its meaning :(

Haha, no, let me put this simply: It's ok to play a practical joke on teachers that have wronged you, but I know that no teacher has done anything that warrants the produce of your pathetically flaccid micro-phallus. You're "drunk and haven't fucked anyone" because you're evidently a loser.

ok, "the internet.." wont bother replying to you since people post the biggest shit here being the biggest douche bags of all in real life. We just thought of it as a fun joke, watching the teacher eat our jizz. Call me a loser if you like. "the internet.."