how do i make my little brother shut the fuck up?

[Maxi]

so he keeps screaming and whining about random shit, all the time and im kinda geting tired of it, im home for x-mas vacation, and he wont shut the fuck up

im open for serious sugestions :P and trolls r wellcome too!

(ps he is like 13 and still sleeps in my parents bedroom..

[Lat]

sounds like he's immature, ignore him or just tell him to fuck off. Worst comes to worst rough him up a bit.

[Luke]

Look him straight and deep in the eyes, and in the most sincere voice you can muster, say, "you're going to be a virgin until you're 47 if you don't shut the FUCK up."

If it doesn't work he's gay. And you tell him that every time he annoys you. Once again with all the sincerity you can muster.

[Blitz]

Feed him a SOSSAGE

[I C0NN0R I]

slip anthrax into his his breakfast then when your parents go out for work cut him into small pieces, throw him into a trash bag and bury him in your yard.

[Steroids]

show him ur wrists and say ill do that to u soon idiot.

[You_R_D3d]

Tell him "If i'm not afraid to hurt myself, i'm not afraid to hurt you"

[P4|Pink]

Tell him to stand at one side of a room, (preferably biggest room in the house). Till him not to move, go as far back as you can. Run and launch the double leg flying kick to his head, and knock him through the window. Look's epic and is effective.

[Nilo]

Slap him across the face and call him a noob.

[vult]

teach him to masturbate

[Teeky Pk]

LMFAO hmmm grab him by his feet and hang him outside of a window... and say if u dont stfu ima drop u ight and watch what he says then ;)

[Adam|Note]

Ever thought the reason why he's constantly talking and bugging you is because he wants to spend time with his big brother? Why not be a dick for once and chill with him, afterall It is Christmas.

[Maxi]

Ever thought the reason why he's constantly talking and bugging you is because he wants to spend time with his big brother? Why not be a dick for once and chill with him, afterall It is Christmas.

he isnt nagging @ me he is nagging at my parrents and shouting and screaming, and it gets annoying for me cause i have to sit there listn to it

[Marc|Criti]

that's what happens with soft parents.

kick his ass and he'll stop

[Addiisonlynn]

Casey Anthony got away with it, you can too; Kill him.

[gfdgfd]

rape his mum

[Cal]

Feed him a SOSSAGE

THIS L0L!

[Tom (Rendition)]

Show him a hobby that he will enjoy and that is productive (not runescape).

[Bullet]

kick him in the nuts

[Oriental]

The best solution! Tape his mouth and then super glue his hands together so he can't take it off :).

[DeltaPapa]

hence why i live in my room and only go downstairs for food

[Bullet]

hence why i live in my room and only go downstairs for food

This lol, before i moved out i literally would stay in my room and only go down to get food + drink and to leave through the front door when i went out.

[Kyle]

make jokes about him being gay until u convince him he actually is

[Scotty|w0rst]

RUNESCAPE

[Addiisonlynn]

RUNESCAPE

Quite honestly, this is the best idea. Get him addicted to Runescape, he wont leave his room and we won't bother you.