Jim Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Nothing makes me rage more than when I'm on the toilet for 25 minutes shitting through what seems to be the eye of a needle. My stomaches hurting, and my ass-cheeks are aching. I'm praying to God as I hold the sink with one arm and move around in different positions to get the best angle. Then I hear the splash. I think to myself 'HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS A MONSTER, I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET' then I look down into the toilet bowl and see a FUCKING TINY LITTLE PEICE OF THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING FINGER NAIL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I C0NN0R I Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 As if you'd use laxatives u need to shoveup ur arse, get the edible ones.
Man Down Nub Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 I LOLED so hard when i read that story, i can relate bro ! xD
Ikz Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 Wtf is up with people and their 10 min+ long bathroom trips? Takes me 2 min max.
C H E 4 T S Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 i complete my poop within 3 mins..u need some veggies and dip, my friend :)
ecousa Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 HOLY SHIT LOLLLLLLLLL, this was one hell of a funny story! i choked because i laughed so much!!!!!!! xD!!!!
Creamie pies Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 Lol at ringer stinger... How about a boomer?
Noobi meh Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! LMFAO CANT STOP LAUGHING EPIC STORY!
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