Probably the funniest/most random shit I've ever read

[I Skype Moms]

[Andrew]

what the fuck....?

[Kyle]

what a /b/ro

[One Flame]

lol..

[Nxjr]

o.o

[DeltaPapa]

so i have to do presentation for class

-awkward as ****

-start working out

-not so awkward

-zyzz is my inspiration

-presentation again

-trembling

-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-get confident

-my turn

-i get up there

-start shaking uncontrollably

-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-teacher says I can start anytime

-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout

-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-repeat at least 4 more times

-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"

-girls start laughing

-I pass out

-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk

-minor concussion

-teacher thinks I was on drugs

-classmates call my zeezprah

-nickname eventually turns into zebra

-i haven't heard my real name in months

-haven't been this depressed since high school

[Jonny]

Dont get that. my english is too bad :s

[Snow]

Posted this before. (:

[ph0ne]

>farted in this cunt my old mates friends

>my mates dad that cunt i farted in his beer bottle

>then that cunt drank me fart, boy

>fucken wank me old boy to that shit

>some fuken abo walkin down me street i fuken shat my pants cunt

Edited June 5, 2012 by ph0ne

[I Skype Moms]

Hahahaha wtf phone hahahaah

[Tony]

lmao

[Ready Ok FOE]

LoOl i was reading this during maths class XD lold

[wannabe]

argh 4chan.../b/

[vult]

fFUCK IT

[Hex`]

So much cancer in this thread.