This ones for the posers, the haters, closet mir'rs and also the faggots.

[Marc|Criti]

you forgot one paragraph.

Let's not forget Criti. EVEN IN CAPS LOCK I CANNOT EMPHASIZE ON HOW AWESOME THIS GUY IS. He is nice, funny, french, and lifts n shit. He could be dirty fat and even black that I'd still want to swallow his dick whole. He is the last thing i think of before i drift to sleep at night, hoping that he will be in my dreams (happy endings are always welcome).

And what would i not give just to get a glimpse of his godly ankles? They are the most beautiful ankles, I know it! If they weren't hidden under those kee long socks he usually wears with his sandals, I could spend my days kissing and licking them

I can't get his irl name right because I'm kind of retarded (i always say mark haha!) but when he answers the phone with his deep voice and slight french accent I get instantly hard!

But actions speak louder than words. As soon as France passes the law allowing gays to marry, I'm proposing to him!

[ph0ne]

phone with his deep voice

[Marc|Criti]

phone with his deep voice

never thought you'd get that one

[Fears BFF]

Kay love you

[Veta]

Marry me marc