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when you pkin n shit

make sure you slip out the words join foe

bitches love foe

makes their panties wet

get the word out dudes

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Edited by Foe Andrew
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will do my friend

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rep the hat and cape :)

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I did and she got wet and said didnt u mean fore?

in which case i thought she meant fore play

skyped her. we both touched ourselves over the camara

marrying her next week in a church

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See but here is the real twist

I go to rob her house last night, i go for the kitchen everyone expects the living room

I take the gold plated forks, no one will expect that. I hear a noise, its Britney, her sister

She tells me to stop, i say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come

I escape wearing their uniform, i tell her to meet me in spain, but i go to Austria, i like the cold.

25 years later i get a postcard, its from Britney, i have a son, its the chief of police, this is where it gets intresitng.

I tell her to meet me in Belguim, i go to Germany. Shes been waiting for me all these years and never taken another lover

Handy thing is, i stashed the gold plated forks in Germany anyway.

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andrews guide on how to get laid

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deltapapa are you lost ??

lmfaoo that was funny

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See but here is the real twist

I go to rob her house last night, i go for the kitchen everyone expects the living room

I take the gold plated forks, no one will expect that. I hear a noise, its Britney, her sister

She tells me to stop, i say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come

I escape wearing their uniform, i tell her to meet me in spain, but i go to Austria, i like the cold.

25 years later i get a postcard, its from Britney, i have a son, its the chief of police, this is where it gets intresitng.

I tell her to meet me in Belguim, i go to Germany. Shes been waiting for me all these years and never taken another lover

Handy thing is, i stashed the gold plated forks in Germany anyway.

LOL true story

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See but here is the real twist

I go to rob her house last night, i go for the kitchen everyone expects the living room

I take the gold plated forks, no one will expect that. I hear a noise, its Britney, her sister

She tells me to stop, i say no. We make lo

ve all night. In the morning the cops come

I escape wearing their uniform, i tell her to meet me in spain, but i go to Austria, i like the cold.

25 years later i get a postcard, its from Britney, i have a son, its the chief of police, this is where it gets intresitng.

I tell her to meet me in Belguim, i go to Germany. Shes been waiting for me all these years and never taken another lover

Handy thing is, i stashed the gold plated forks in Germany anyway.

Lmfao! What happened next?

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