horrible gym experience

[Santana]

1) Get on declined bench (45's each side)

2) Start benching feels good dude

3)Drop bar and falls straight under my chin on my neck

4)stretches my neck out now im a giraffe

[Roberto]

1) Get on declined bench (45's each side)

2) Start benching feels good dude

3)Drop bar and falls straight under my chin on my neck

4)stretches my neck out now im a giraffe

i love it

[Roberto]

getting spotted on the bench by some indian who had his balls right on my face every rep i was doing... i mean his pants grinding on my fucking face... fml...

I paid him to do that because I want my money you fucker

[Shivan]

getting a boner while doing bench press

[Cake N Spoon]

That experience is nasty, but I liked the read lol.

My worst gym experience wasn't so much bad as it was hilarious...

Kid walks up to the standing tricep pull-down machine. Kid's small and indian, looks like he weighs 80 lbs. Sets the weight on the tricep machine to 130. Grabbed it with both hands and starts yanking at it violently and jerkingly, leaning as far back as possible to try and use his 80 lbs to move the 130 lbs of resistance. Kid puts both feet up on the post where the resistance plates are held and yanks as hard as he humanly could to pull the 130 lbs of resistance down... His hand slipped and he flew across to the far-post lol. I haven't seen the kid since

[Kane]

That experience is nasty, but I liked the read lol.

My worst gym experience wasn't so much bad as it was hilarious...

Kid walks up to the standing tricep pull-down machine. Kid's small and indian, looks like he weighs 80 lbs. Sets the weight on the tricep machine to 130. Grabbed it with both hands and starts yanking at it violently and jerkingly, leaning as far back as possible to try and use his 80 lbs to move the 130 lbs of resistance. Kid puts both feet up on the post where the resistance plates are held and yanks as hard as he humanly could to pull the 130 lbs of resistance down... His hand slipped and he flew across to the far-post lol. I haven't seen the kid since

Hahahaha I can picture this!!

[Veta]

was push pressing 130 lbs and a freshman comes over and asks to try it. first rep he falls completely backwards and lands on the ground and 130 lbs barely missed is head. almost shit myself.

[Triko]

lol'd at some of these stories >.<

[ORP]

I farted today at the gym

[Andrew]

1) Get on declined bench (45's each side)

2) Start benching feels good dude

3)Drop bar and falls straight under my chin on my neck

4)stretches my neck out now im a giraffe

so thats how it happened

[Ar3chy]

1) Get on declined bench (45's each side)

2) Start benching feels good dude

3)Drop bar and falls straight under my chin on my neck

4)stretches my neck out now im a giraffe

LMFAOOO made me r0lf hard

[Veta]

1) Get on declined bench (45's each side)

2) Start benching feels good dude

3)Drop bar and falls straight under my chin on my neck

4)stretches my neck out now im a giraffe

LMFAOOO made me r0lf hard

r0f

[Purebser X]

Bro i was fucken tipsy and i headed to the gym because I felt good and i did the bench press. I started with 35 pound plates on each I almost dropped that thing on my head. Some Skinny Chinese guy saved my life.

Edited January 10, 2013 by Purebser X