sdsdsd Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Judge me lol. The end is hilarious BTW. Elliot says: So with Sharon tired and helpless to defend herself, Elliot has sprung through a window and handcuffed Sharon. ~Sharon~ says: Oh dearrrrrrr, then whaatttt! Hehehe Elliot says: He appears to be tearing off Sharons blouse. ~Sharon~ says: Sharon seems to be laying on the bed with her eyes closed breathing softly.. Elliot says: Elliot turns Sharon over and spanks her untill she squeals. Then moves around to Sharons face And undose pant s You have just sent a nudge. ~Sharon~ says: Sharon squeeses the sheets thrustin herself at Elliot whimpering Elliot says: Elliot pulls down underwear and begins slapping it across Sharons face. ~Sharon~ says: The tired lil' Sharon tries to bite it but her chest falls straight onto the bed showing weakness as she moans quietly.. Elliot says: Elliot picks up Sharons head by the hair and sticks his cock in her mouth. ~Sharon~ says: Sharon closes her eyes sucking softly trying to provide him as much pleasure as she can give him Elliot says: Elliot gose around to Sharons rear and takes off her panties and then begins to lick Sharons clit rapidly You have just sent a nudge. ~Sharon~ says: Sharon grinds her head on bed as she moans louder Elliot says: Sharon cums in Elliots mouth and face then Elliot gets up and sticks cock between Sharons pussy and asshole ~Sharon~ says: Sharon breathes heavily as the wetness drips onto her ass, my pussy shows invitingness and how its ready Elliot says: Elliot stick his cock into Sharons pussy and thrusts hard and fast. ~Sharon~ says: Sharon begins screaming as she squeeses her pussy smiling and loving it Elliot says: Elliot pulls out and lets loose all his cum over Sharons body. ~Sharon~ says: Sharon begs elliot to lick it off as her pussy seems hot pink from all the fucking Elliot says: Elliot dose as asked and then makes out with Sharon still with it still in his mouth. ~Sharon~ says: Sharon swallows all the cum as her eyes shut and she falls asleep Elliot says: Elliot lays Sharon down on her back and rests her head onto a pillow. ~Sharon~ says: Sharon smiles and giggles a bit Elliot says: THEN A MASSIVE BEAR COMES OUT OF NO WEAR AND STICKS ITS BEAR ERECTION INTO SHARONS ASS AND THRUSTS CONTINUOUSLY! ~Sharon~ says: Sharon dies. Elliot says: lmao ~Sharon~ says: Sharon gets really pissed off at Elliot for not saving her. XD LOL! Elliot says: Elliot pats the bear and says "Nice Job" ~Sharon~ says: Sharon removes Elliots penis. xD Elliot says: Elliot removes Sharons clit with a butterknife and sells it on RuneScape for 32gp. ~Sharon~ says: Sharon removes Elliots eye ball. Elliot says: Elliot removes all of Sharon. Win.
sdsdsd Posted September 23, 2009 Author Posted September 23, 2009 a clit is worth at least 1k I got scammed :(
Phil Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 probably the gayest thing i have ever read. oh my.
Sam|Hooded Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Before even reading that post, i have seen your avatar is the mighty boosh, that automatically makes you, A LEGEND. EDIT: Having read that, legend status has been removed.
Adam|Note Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Before even reading that post, i have seen your avatar is the mighty boosh, that automatically makes you, A LEGEND. EDIT: Having read that, legend status has been removed. Mighty Boosh is about as funny as an episode of Eastenders.
Lat Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 wow what makes it even more fail is that u said "win" right at the end
Steroids Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 wow what makes it even more fail is that u said "win" right at the endJust makes it even more nerdy that it already so clearly is.. you might aswell say she "failed" or say "gf."
I C0NN0R I Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Before even reading that post, i have seen your avatar is the mighty boosh, that automatically makes you, A LEGEND. EDIT: Having read that, legend status has been removed. the mighty boosh is so fucking gay, L2Funny.
Vlooieneuker Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 who's this sharonguy? and i_connor_i nice sig, glad to have seen it before mods will delete it :p
sdsdsd Posted September 25, 2009 Author Posted September 25, 2009 who's this sharonguy? and i_connor_i nice sig, glad to have seen it before mods will delete it :p Sharon is a mate I've known for about 3 years I less than three her :D
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