a Multi topic rage.

[Phil]

Well Rant forum, we meet again.

Topic 1 - DIETS.

okay, im a pretty big kid. 6'5, about 273 lbs.

im trying to drop about.. 35 lbs in 3 months. i know its not a lot of weight for that long amount of time but.. still.

I've been eating SALAD all damn week, and to make matters worse, we dont even have ranch. just some italian dressing bullshit that i HATE. so its either Italian, or NO dressing at all... which is even worse tbh.

No soda (Never drink it anyway, so thats easy) no BREAD. like wtf. almost punched the nutritionist when he said that... but whatever, i guess i can live without it.

OH BTW- Know what croutons are? yeah, Bread. you know what they go on? yeah, salad. you know what the BEST part of salads are? THE FUCKING CROUTONS AND I CANT HAVE THEM.

/rant.

Topic 2- Sport Physicals.

I dont mind these THAT much, for the most part.

im laying down on the table, he UNZIPS ME HIMSELF (pissed me off, im a MAN, let me UNZIP MY OWN PANTS) and grabs my Teste's.

honestly, its something that Has to happen apparently, so.. nothing i can do about that.

BUT- im sure EVERYONE who has gotten a sports physical can agree with me here.

Doctors ALWAYS have the COLDEST Friggin hands. it doesnt feel too good, amirite.

Topic 3- BLOODWORK

Okay, honestly.. i dont mind getting Shots etc etc... but, getting blood work done.. oh my.

1. The needle, ALWAYS LOOKS FRIGGIN HUGE.

2. Its something that i dont want to see, but i ALWAYS end up looking RIGHT at it, as my OWN blood is filling up the serenge.

makes me want to pass out.  D:

ALL this BS for MMA training.

yeah, TRAINING, not even fighting yet and i have to get all this done.

going to be worth it in the end i guess.

[Vlooieneuker]

:x im 100% sure he doesnt need to feel your testicles.

why dont you have a seat there.

as for your diet, i noticed gaining some weight (only like 5-6kg) 2years ago and ive been watching what i eat.

im not eating less, just very little meat, only bread/pastas with fibres (no white ones) etc.

im back to right-below-medium-weight. (h)

[Rafael]

thats sucks, you should try beach running

[Lamotrigine]

Blood work is awful. It's like yup. That's my blood...yup thats a vial..oh you need a second vial? ok..theres more of my blood. 3rd vial?!? ok...i ish fweelin w00zy noww

[He11]

life sucks.

[k1dstrenqth]

Ouch, sounds like fun LOL

[Its zeh noob]

Blood work is awful. It's like yup. That's my blood...yup thats a vial..oh you need a second vial? ok..theres more of my blood. 3rd vial?!? ok...i ish fweelin w00zy noww

:D exactly

[Cal]

You love the bit where u get a finger up ur arse x x x

[Lamotrigine]

You love the bit where u get a finger up ur arse x x x

Can't say I've had that happen to me O_O I'm content with being young and not having prostate exams :D

[Paxman]

OH BTW- Know what croutons are? yeah, Bread. you know what they go on? yeah, salad. you know what the BEST part of salads are? THE FUCKING CROUTONS AND I CANT HAVE THEM.

/rant.

^ FUCKING MADE ME LOL IRL FOR LIKE 2 MINS NON STOP! I love you.

he UNZIPS ME HIMSELF (pissed me off, im a MAN, let me UNZIP MY OWN PANTS) and grabs my Teste's.

^ This is why doctors get paid alot

Doctors ALWAYS have the COLDEST Friggin hands. it doesnt feel too good, amirite.

^just lol

[O M G A Newb]

i give blood now that is something that really can make you pass out

[pur3 poon3r]

sucks for u but for me im actually tryna gain weight

[Jacob|3 Q S]

Why on earth did he have to fell your balls?

[DaNy]

dam, wtf... o.0