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Jonny

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animal.

which one would you chose to be and why?

long time no topics in this section so I thought I'd make one

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I would be a bonobo monkey because they have sex every 90min and do not have one partner for their life.

They have that much sex to get rid of their agressions. :D

also they are very human like in many ways

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lion/tiger

top of the food chain big baddy

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Cheeta -> 100 km/h in 3 seconds

leopard -> they look awesome & climb tree's to hunt monkeys down.

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I would be a bonobo monkey because they have sex every 90min and do not have one partner for their life.

you don't you need to be an animal for that... pussy
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Frog

WUBWUWBWUB

this guy

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Great White Shark

so that I could bite the legs off of little kids

and spend my days slaying fishes

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I would be a bonobo monkey because they have sex every 90min and do not have one partner for their life.

you don't you need to be an animal for that... pussy

ok teach me how to fuck 10 different girls of my choice every single day :))
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silver back gorilla --> Alpha as fuck

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a Cat. man.. i'd get everything for free. can sleep whenever i want. get petted whenever i feel like to. go outside and kill birds whenever i like to.. :) and i'd sleep in my boss bed :D, also i'd fuck pussies errday h3h3h3

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A dog so I will be able to touch little kids

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Honey badger hands down?

Do the fuck i want 0 shits given

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Llama, so I can spit in the face of annoying little fuckers in a zoo.

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