OSCAR PISTORIUS JOKES

[Fred]

Those who don't know, he's a runner who has no legs. South African. Yesterday he shot his girlfriend 4 times in the head mistaking her for an intruder (they get a lot of robberies in south africa in his area and guns are allowed)

Post your jokes :')

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have no legs, And now no girlfriend too.

What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorious.

Source; Sickipedia

[Jonny]

it is not even proven that he shot her.

it is not even proven that he thought she was an intruder.

could have been murder, etc.

[Overdosed]

.....

[DeltaPapa]

cba to make one up, but something about his running career and gun start at events..

[Con]

roses are red, violets are blue, he's now locked up, and gonna get fooked.

[Fred]

it is not even proven that he shot her.

it is not even proven that he thought she was an intruder.

could have been murder, etc.

who cares!!!

i feel sorry for him but sick jokes r fun

[Mash]

You're so gay fred

[Fred]

You're so gay fred

mash :( u hurting me

[Fred]

LOL MASH?

[Sopuli]

roses are red

violets are blue

i dont give a fuck

and neither should you

[Con]

On your marks, get set, BANG! Oh shit...

[0peration]

roses are red

violets are blue

i dont give a fuck

and neither should you

[A Combo]

Rofllllll

[Veta]

I don't like you

[X0]

This was an official nike ad btw:

Full ad is on yt prolly

just do it :laugh:

Edited February 15, 2013 by X0