Funny Drawings ~ Simpsons Artist

[Fred]

So basically this bloke does drawings based mainly on current events, and then does a little description for you. Thought i'd let you all enjoy.

it is oscar pistorius and he had the whole world at his feet but he didnt even care so he just took off his legs and through it all away. i think that it is really sad that he killed his wife and i think that he will be feeling really down just now but i dont think that he will be feeling as down as his wifes mum and dad because they will never be able to hold their daughters hand ever again while she is alive and i think that being able to have guns for yourself is just not right because i think that only weak people need to have guns and it is the people who cant sort out their problems with their voices and their words who need to have some guns for themself to just shoot anything they cant be bothered with and i remember having a watch of oscar pistorius on my television when it was the olympics and i remember shouting come on just run for gods sake at my television because he was being a inspiration for people who have had some struggle in their life and he made a lot of people with no legs feel good about themselfs because they were fashionable but now he has just made everyone feel depressed and unfashionable and i think that if he had just stepped back on his stilts and actually thought about what he was doing then he wouldnt be where he is now and his beautiful wife would still be able to hold her mum and dads hands but now the only place that he will be jogging to is jail and it is all his own fault.

it is the pope but he is not the pope any more because he just cant be bothered with it because it is not for him. when he was the pope all that he ever talked about was just going shopping and designing outfits and he was always asking people when it would be time for him to go shopping and he was always telling his friends that he preferred to go shopping with them rather than have to go to church all of the time because he said that going to church is the most boring thing in his life and when he is at church he would just be thinking about all of the new outfits that he is going to get when he gets paid his student loan and so yesterday he decided that he would just stop being the pope from now on because it is not what he thought it was going to be like at all and so yesterday morning he phoned everyone up and told them to go to the main church when the clock strikes noon because he had a important announcement for everyone to hear and when everyone was at the main church he told them all that he didnt realise that being the pope was going to be so boring and he thought that there was going to be more time for him to go shopping and design outfits and he said that the clothes that he has to wear when he is the pope are really disgusting and he said that they are too heavy for him and they make him look like a priest and they are just not for him because he prefers to wear nicer outfits that are more fitting and show off his figure more but he doesnt mind the little hat that he has to wear because he said that it makes him laugh when he looks at himself in the mirror because it is so tiny and i think that it is fine that the pope doesnt want to be the pope any more because at least he tried it and that is the most important thing to do because if you dont try any new things then you will never know if you prefer to be the pope or if you prefer to just go shopping and design outfits and have a nice time with your friends.

i have gone and done a picture of the football player that tried to kill the little boy last night because he wouldnt give him his ball back. the football player is called hazard because that is his name because a man said that it is his name when he was talking on my television and i am not quite sure what the little boys name is called but i think he looks like he should be called ross or jamie and i think that it is not good that the football player was kicking and punching and trying to strangle the little boy because he is only 8 years old and it is illegal to try and kill someone that is not 18 years old exactly so i think that the football player is really going to have a lot of regret for himself when he is in jail because he should have just waited until the little boy was a little bit older and then everything would have been fine but he couldnt wait could he and the man on my television said that the little boy is in hospital and he said that he nearly died in the night time but he has pulled through because ryan giggs sent him a signed football boot to take his mind off dying and i think that everything is going to be ok thank god and i hope that nothing like this ever happens again in all of my life time because it is just horrible and i hope that you are not really upset today as well because i was really upset when i was in my bed at night time but i am fine now because there is still snow outside of my house.

it is the most horrible person that the world has ever known and he is called jimmy savile and everyone used to call him jimll fix it but now everyone calls him jimll abused it because he was so thirsty for abuse all of the time when he wasnt dead. when i was a little boy i always had a watch of him on my television and he was always doing really kind things for people and for children and for animals to cheer them up and he was always trying to make people think that he wanted to heal the world but what he really wanted to do was feel the world and i have always thought that he looked really disgusting as well when i was always having a look at him when i was a little boy and he was lay inside of my television and i think that there is nothing nice about him at all really and he just makes me feel like i am going to have a panic attack and i am glad that everybody knows that he is a horrible person now because i think that it will make it more easier for all of the people that he hurt to live their lifes without having to hide what he did to them when they was in the scouts and i hope that when people think about him from now on they wont think about the little medals that he gave to children and they will think about the little children that he meddled with and hurt and did abuse to and that is why i think jimmy savile is a horrible person and i am glad that he is not alive any more so he cant hurt any more people or children or animals.

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[Mortuls]

creepy drawings mang

[Jonny]

what style is that

sorry that I did not bother to read all the texts ;)

[Perm Oil]

Lol^

Funny drawings though

[Fred]

the texts r like an adult trolling its quite funny

[Mash]

Weirdo m8

[Guest Tederick]

Lol^

Funny drawings though

[Dog]

if you honestly havnt seen Chris, Simpsons Artist xox then you need to re-evaluate life.

[Fred]

if you honestly havnt seen Chris, Simpsons Artist xox then you need to re-evaluate life.

true story

[Overdosed]

BEST ONE WAS HAZARD L0l0l00l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0

[Tony]

creepy drawings mang

[Friend Zoned]

creepy

[Dizzy]

Lmfao

[Motif]

Creepy as hell, i think the bottom one was my favorite.

[Finitude]

That's really fucking creepy...