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The most offensive joke


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Let's make a joke thread and see how dark and twisted the community really is.

Rules:

.Don't cry about jokes being "inappropriate". If you get offended easily and don't like the content then don't look through the jokes, read the title you idiot.

.There is "no line" to cross, this is the "most offensive joke", get as dark and brutal as you like.

.No knock knock joke ballshit, get grimy and nasty. Don't be a white knight in this thread.

So let's just start normal, see how people react and then we will get dark.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

Five minutes in a microwave.

What is the definition of disgusting?

Shoving 7 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 8.

Why don't you go down on a girl after sex?

Have you ever tried to open a melted cheese sandwich?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

I got thrown out the pub when I took my girlfriend for her first drink on her 18th birthday. They ruined a perfectly magical evening, it was our 10 year anniversary too.

statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Whats the best part about sex with a five year old boy?

Watching him break down on the witness stand.

Lets see how this goes.

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