Acclaimed|Jordan Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Quick rundown: Halloween is the easiest holiday in the world to get laid. The only way you can fuck this up is if: 1. You wear a mask. 2. You get a really cheesy costume. Some ideas: Michael Phelps: Speedo with 8 gold medals. Only if you are sexy irl like pk mods. Mammogram: Will get you free boobs. Guaranteed. Greenman: Wont get you laid, but hella fun. See below Only you smart kids will get this one:
Acclaimed|Jordan Posted October 16, 2009 Author Posted October 16, 2009 UPDATE!! Dressing as a Mormon will bring out the inner slut of every bitch.
Creamie pies Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 A buddy and I are going as Bert and Ernie.PUSSY MAGNETS.
d72 Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 A buddy and I are going as Bert and Ernie.PUSSY MAGNETS.FUCK YAHBy the way, Creamie, that woman has smudged mascara :shifty:
Melee Pure Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 too old for costume's unless there's dressup party's ;)
Acclaimed|Jordan Posted October 17, 2009 Author Posted October 17, 2009 too old for costume's unless there's dressup party's ;) thats like saying ur too old to get laid lol on halloween chicks will fuck the dude in a clever costume and not the dude who thinks hes too cool to wear a costume
Jim Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 Hate Halloween, here in Britain there are no parties, just chavs egging buses.
o0 Thug o0 Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 Hate Halloween, here in Britain there are no parties, just chavs egging buses. nop, loads of shit on hlwn. from clubs to house party's.
Cj. Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 i think ill dress up as andrew gower or something...
Jacob|3 Q S Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 Hate Halloween, here in Britain there are no parties, just chavs egging buses. Agreed, They also egg cars + Old people
Acclaimed|Jordan Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 okay guys, i need another costume for tonight, pitch me some ideas
Acclaimed|Jordan Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 tallahassee from zombie land, and just beat up all the zombie costume ppl u see or alan garner from the hangover
Jacob|3 Q S Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 UPDATE!! Dressing as a Mormon will bring out the inner slut of every bitch. Gotta try that =P
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