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Jim

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I would take the kitten.

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What if I'd take none of them and just have another sip of my coke?

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What if I'd take none of them and just have another sip of my coke?

You'd be a bad man.  :whistle:

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Sellotape the kitten to the baby and throw them out of the window and onto a mattress outside

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Sellotape the kitten to the baby and throw them out of the window and onto a mattress outside

Then I have one question for you sir. Where the heck did you get a mattress? :shifty:
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Sellotape the kitten to the baby and throw them out of the window and onto a mattress outside

Then I have one question for you sir. Where the heck did you get a mattress? :shifty:

DON'T QUESTION ANDREW!!

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lol that sounds like my highschool. do you go to a junior college.....

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Sellotape the kitten to the baby and throw them out of the window and onto a mattress outside

Then I have one question for you sir. Where the heck did you get a mattress? :shifty:
Well, y'aknow, he constructed it using some toothpicks and string.  :shifty:

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i would save the fire from those inferior creatures.

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I'd take the baby, cause of the simple fact that the parents would be so glad i saved their baby i'd likely get a reward of some sort, but if i came out with the kitten in my hands, the parents would be like WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOT THATS MY BABY IN THERE AND YOU JUST LEAVE IT TO BURN.

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we can't understand why they have kids. maybe they were pressured by relatives, maybe she was force ably raped by her husband, maybe she thinks it's her purpose in her life to have a child that can make it better then her.

i could say the stereotypical "you never know if that baby would have become the next einstein" but that wouldnt work, on the flip side you could say he might be the next Dahmer. just like we raise animals to kill them i believe we are higher up on the food chain, and it is our responsibility to protect the infantile "versions" of us.

unlike cats or dogs humans can't all be labled as "humans", we fit into a large spectrum of personalities/beliefs/cultures. you can't say humans are killing off a certain group of animals when 95% of humans have never even seen it before.

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I would go for both, but i would probably fail miserably, only to say that i tried.

Baby or kitten, the lonely wife would probably have her kittens marked as first priority.

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