Fred Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) lmfa0 Edited November 1, 2017 by Fred
Lennu Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Buy her a card and spend the rest on chocolate.
DeltaPapa Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Make her a token book like "1 free back massage" "il cook you dinner" "i wont be the greedy lover" "il come round whenever you want me" "il let you talk to me about all your problems" "il watch the notebook and dear john with you" etc etc that she can redeem at any time Edited September 13, 2013 by DeltaPapa
Callum Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 roofies, then she wont remember how shit her birthday was
Storms Arrow Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 your dick in a box a book she likes chocolates/flowers
Jono Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 be mature about this guys, i don't know how much £12 is but i think cooking dinner and all is already nice enough buddy !
Sean`` Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 roofies, then she wont remember how shit her birthday was Rofl Get her some flowers as well if you can't get anything for cheaper than £12...
Fred Posted September 13, 2013 Author Posted September 13, 2013 ecstasy i took mdma last night and she killed me so i think drugs are a nono
Danny Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 ecstasy i took mdma last night and she killed me so i think drugs are a nono rofl
C0MPLETE Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 be mature about this guys, i don't know how much £12 is but i think cooking dinner and all is already nice enough buddy ! +1
1 Item Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 roofies, then she wont remember how shit her birthday was callum gets all the bitches
Yupzy Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Flowers and pay a homeless person to sing to her :)
Lucifer Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 u r a cheeky kunt thinkin she'll like ur cheap presents fgt
Fred Posted September 13, 2013 Author Posted September 13, 2013 The D,its free u 2 have clearly never had a girlfriend we have sex whenever i stay at her house, how exactly do i pass off sex as a birthday present? its a given..
GFX Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 yeah take her to the bedroom and say heres a portion of the love sausage
Bearhead Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 The D,its free u 2 have clearly never had a girlfriend we have sex whenever i stay at her house, how exactly do i pass off sex as a birthday present? its a given.. Someone can't take a joke, sorry mr serious
Uaex-Ali Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Get her a sex costume and a whip and let her smack you all day
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