Mighty_Irwin Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 ok boners are cool but sometimes they're awkward. My experience: Right before a soccer match I got one of those random ones. It was a full on boner and everyone just took the field. To buy time for it to go away, I acted like I needed to tie my shoe for about one minute. I could tell people wanted to start and I didnt want to draw unnecessary attention to myself, so I acted like I was done and started the game with about a half chub. Thank god the ball didn't come to me. Most awkward boner experience, ready go.
Marc Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) Lol just google if you really want some of them awkwardss.. Most likely; one @ school Edited October 15, 2013 by Marc
Andrew Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 >had really loose gym pants on running at the gym >chick with nice buns gets on the tredmil infront of me >cant control my adolescent hormones and get a boner try running with one keeping it tucked in, fucking expert mode
Logic Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 >had really loose gym pants on running at the gym >chick with nice buns gets on the tredmil infront of me >cant control my adolescent hormones and get a boner try running with one keeping it tucked in, fucking expert mode >on the bus >Double D's in slutty top sits next to me >let the boner hiding begin
Tris Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 - At gym on leg extension in peak hour. - In between sets I'm mirin the girl squatting in my field of vision. - Finish last set and get up off machine to derack weight/plates off machine. - Notice huge boner in shorts after I've put weights away - Sit back down fast as fuck on zero plate/weight leg extension and wait for it to pass hoping no one saw.
Logic Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 - At gym on leg extension in peak hour. - In between sets I'm mirin the girl squatting in my field of vision. - Finish last set and get up off machine to derack weight/plates off machine. - Notice huge boner in shorts after I've put weights away - Sit back down fast as fuck on zero plate/weight leg extension and wait for it to pass hoping no one saw. oh they say, they all saw.
Motif Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 at a club girls grinding on me tight as fuck jeans on (Don't know why, never wearing ever again) hard on down my leg girl notice's she tells her friend got laid. Awkward but scored :D
DeltaPapa Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Probably when my mates thought it would be funny to slip a 4hr viagra pill into my drink on new years
Marc Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) Boners... Edited October 15, 2013 by Marc
Exe Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Probably when my mates thought it would be funny to slip a 4hr viagra pill into my drink on new years Why have they got viagra anyway?
Flexin spec Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) Little funny though. Edited October 15, 2013 by Born2hug
DeltaPapa Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Probably when my mates thought it would be funny to slip a 4hr viagra pill into my drink on new years Why have they got viagra anyway? You can buy it from the machines in gents toilets usually. So they thought it would be a good idea to buy
R3lv Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 > Getting a massage at the local thai massage > didn't fap for 20 days cause of no december fap challenge >Hard during whole massage despite laying on back
Ollie Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 At the beach Sunbathing on my front Tits everywhere Group of about 5 9/10 girls sunbathing direct North, DAT VIEW Semi Girls start standing up to go into the sea Bending over left, right & centre My mates then want to go in the sea Peakin a good 3/4 hard nob right now, nob wedged into the sand Try to turn over tactically without showing it The 5 girls run past us, jiggle jiggle wigglewigglewigglewiggle, yeah Come on Ollie, why you being a pussy and not coming in?! Fuuuaark! Desperately try any stalling tactics I can think of before sprinting down into the sea with a still good 3/4 hard nob hoping no one saw
V i s t a Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Probably when my mates thought it would be funny to slip a 4hr viagra pill into my drink on new years l0l0l0l0l0
Jon Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) > Grade 11 > Girl I like is crying > Her best friend got stabbed > Go and hug her to make her feel bad > OMG hugging my crush > Consoling girl I like with a full staff down my leg edit: feel good not bad Edited October 15, 2013 by Jon
Andrew Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Probably when my mates thought it would be funny to slip a 4hr viagra pill into my drink on new years LOL
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