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BONERS - The most awkward you've had

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Mighty_Irwin

Mighty_Irwin

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ok boners are cool but sometimes they're awkward.

 

My experience: Right before a soccer match I got one of those random ones. It was a full on boner and everyone just took the field. To buy time for it to go away, I acted like I needed to tie my shoe for about one minute. I could tell people wanted to start and I didnt want to draw unnecessary attention to myself, so I acted like I was done and started the game with about a half chub. Thank god the ball didn't come to me. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Most awkward boner experience, ready go.  

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Andrew

Andrew

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>had really loose gym pants on running at the gym

>chick with nice buns gets on the tredmil infront of me

>cant control my adolescent hormones and get a boner

 

try running with one keeping it tucked in, fucking expert mode

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Logic

Logic

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>had really loose gym pants on running at the gym

>chick with nice buns gets on the tredmil infront of me

>cant control my adolescent hormones and get a boner

 

try running with one keeping it tucked in, fucking expert mode

>on the bus

>Double D's in slutty top sits next to me

>let the boner hiding begin

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Tris

Tris

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- At gym on leg extension in peak hour.

- In between sets I'm mirin the girl squatting in my field of vision.

- Finish last set and get up off machine to derack weight/plates off machine.

- Notice huge boner in shorts after I've put weights away

- Sit back down fast as fuck on zero plate/weight  leg extension and wait for it to pass hoping no one saw.

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Logic

Logic

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- At gym on leg extension in peak hour.

- In between sets I'm mirin the girl squatting in my field of vision.

- Finish last set and get up off machine to derack weight/plates off machine.

- Notice huge boner in shorts after I've put weights away

- Sit back down fast as fuck on zero plate/weight  leg extension and wait for it to pass hoping no one saw.

oh they say, they all saw.

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Motif

Motif

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  • at a club

girls grinding on me

tight as fuck jeans on (Don't know why, never wearing ever again)

hard on down my leg

girl notice's

she tells her friend

got laid.

Awkward but scored :D

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DeltaPapa

DeltaPapa

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Probably when my mates thought it would be funny to slip a 4hr viagra pill into my drink on new years

Why have they got viagra anyway?

 

 

You can buy it from the machines in gents toilets usually. So they thought it would be a good idea to buy

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R3lv

R3lv

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> Getting a massage at the local thai massage

> didn't fap for 20 days cause of no december fap challenge

>Hard during whole massage despite laying on back

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Ollie

Ollie

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  • At the beach

Sunbathing on my front

Tits everywhere

Group of about 5 9/10 girls sunbathing direct North, DAT VIEW

Semi

Girls start standing up to go into the sea

Bending over left, right & centre

My mates then want to go in the sea

Peakin a good 3/4 hard nob right now, nob wedged into the sand

Try to turn over tactically without showing it

The 5 girls run past us, jiggle jiggle wigglewigglewigglewiggle, yeah

Come on Ollie, why you being a pussy and not coming in?!

Fuuuaark!

Desperately try any stalling tactics I can think of before sprinting down into the sea with a still good 3/4 hard nob hoping no one saw

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Jon

Jon

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> Grade 11

> Girl I like is crying

> Her best friend got stabbed

> Go and hug her to make her feel bad

> OMG hugging my crush

> Consoling girl I like with a full staff down my leg

 

edit: feel good not bad

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