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ok so my dad threw me a 20$ to go to the store and buy haloween candy for kids this year. so i went to the store and bought some raisins to hand out to people. hope they enjoy them :P dont you remember getting raisins on haloween and hating it? lol. i figured some kids are gonna get pissed and attempt to egg my house. if they do i borrowed my neighbors paintball gun just for this occasion. haloween this year is gonna be a blast <3

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atm country theres no sucha thing as haloween :(((

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Shoulda bought oranges. Thats what i do. And then with the spare oranges, il throw them from my window at them if they try egging me.

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Shoulda bought oranges. Thats what i do. And then with the spare oranges, il throw them from my window at them if they try egging me.

oranges are amazing though lol

raisins suck

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Someone threw an orange at my house last year, they got a paintball gun shot up their ass. neighbour did it. ^^

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igot andrew gower masks to give out!

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you are doing it wrong, you should be buying yourself a good costume and going out to parties.. halloween is the easiest holiday of the year to get laid, the only way u can fuck this up is if you wear a mask or act creepy

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we dont have halloween events like this here :(

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If some twat gave me raison's i'd come in and steal his tv.

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you are doing it wrong, you should be buying yourself a good costume and going out to parties.. halloween is the easiest holiday of the year to get laid, the only way u can fuck this up is if you wear a mask or act creepy

i dont have problems getting laid, but thanks for the concern :)

If some twat gave me raison's i'd come in and steal his tv.

lmfao at this, you black bro?

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oookay....so i was looking for a picture of the cookie monster saying wtf is this, i got a shit load of porn....

kids look on his face when you give him raisins

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I've never got raisins when I used to Trick or Treat. Anyways I'm gonna go to a party with some friends so it's gonna be awesome. :)

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you are doing it wrong, you should be buying yourself a good costume and going out to parties.. halloween is the easiest holiday of the year to get laid, the only way u can fuck this up is if you wear a mask or act creepy

either Halloween or new years is the easiest lol.

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