SO i just went to the shop

[Big Dan]

and i went to the ATM to get cash out and there was a tramp sitting on the floor, he said to me 'nice shoes mate' and i said 'u mirin? u aint getting dem' so he got up and in my face like 'u wot mate????' he then tried to spit his gum at me but i did a matrix dodge and said Pray off noob i then shouted RELEASE THE KRAKEN jizzed all over his bare feet and he ran off

 

 

true story

[Bjorn]

Did he smite?

[I J3r I Pur3]

lol

[FlNAL OWNAGE]

Dafuq

[I Sk1tso I]

LOLOLOLOLOL WTF DID I JUST READ

 

 

 

[DeltaPapa]

Preston by any chance?

[Farmoil]

amazing

[Tylerrr]

Lmaoo

[Guido]

#1 pvp

[Pacha]

had that happen a couple times me

[Danny]

Ok kid get ur dick out ur bum

[Jonny]

i like your fantasy

[Focused]

loot?

[Jamez]

0.o

[Brenden]

Lmaoo

[A Combo]

yeah but u was safing ofc he ran off

[Avenge]

Lool

[Skidddz]

ok

[Nice Net]

rofl

[Anton]

ok

[Allan]

you dont even the leave he house nerd

[DeltaPapa]

where in uk u live?

[E DGEV]

lol you high bro

[Big Dan]

live in derby for uni but born and bred in london delta

[Uaex-Ali]

Another idiot