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My Toaster


Idiot_Wasabi

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So i come home from school, and i get out the bread and the cheese and the ham and the butter... and my sandwich toaster :O

so anyway, i decide to make me a toasted cheese and ham sandwich.

i make the sandwich and plug in the toaster. I turn it on.Tthe light dosent go on. I stare at it. It stares at me. And then I hear, zapzap BO0o0o0o0oM. at which point the back of my toaster explodes, i dive to the ground almost shitting myself, i quickly kick it into the sink so i dont start a fire.

well my plans for my toasted sandwich are over :'(

but w8! omfg! The oven!

it took longer, but it was perfect.

fuck my toaster, it used to be cool

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we always knew toasters were evil.

lolol

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i hear these types of storys all the time..:p

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Just thank god you weren't raped.

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Wow, it must have backfired like a hand cannon

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Get a George Foreman grill, they're so cash.

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maybe it didnt want to make anymore toast? :O

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Wow, it must have backfired like a hand cannon

know how i know you're a 100% newfag? relating completely un-runescape-related topics to runescape. I'm so fucking glad i don't play that game anymore  :sick:

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I hope my Toaster doesn't explode and rape me, i really hope so.. Really, i do...

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