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Acclaimed|Jordan

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Proof of Success

this thread got me laid.

this thread got me laid. again.

If you are the type of guy that is looking for a relationship - GTFO. I will try my best to help you get laid in this thread.

At age 12 I discovered RuneScape. GG Social Life. Once I turned 16 I went from playing scaping 40 hours a week to 4. I started getting social ALOT more. I had my car, my job, all my new shit and so on. I thought I was hot shit but having all that doesn't mean shit so I failed miserably. It wasnt until a year later when I started taking that everything started to click.  Right now I'm 19, I work in the real estate market and I am also part owner of a lower division USL soccer team. I have alot of free time and enjoy what I do. I wouldn't say I am great at pulling chicks but most of the time I get what I want.

Well this shit comes naturally to me now but I will try to break it down as best as I can. Heres a common scenario. Say you are at a party, a fleet of bitches arrive like its a fucking parade. You gotta go ninja recon commando with this shit and choose your preferred meal. Say shes walking past you.. EYE CONTACT MOTHER FUCKER EYE CONTACT AND HOLD THAT SHIT AND POSTURE UP TOO. You dont really need words, you would be amazed how many messages can be passed with just body language. Throughout the night you need to create VALUE. I cant stress this enough - VALUE VALUE VALUE VALUE VALUE VALUE VALUE VALUE IN RELATION TO WHAT TYPE OF GIRL SHE IS. Then when you have the opportune moment you strike with attraction. Be it grinding up on her for 10 songs straight or just chilling. I cant really get into it because I need actual situations from you guys so post.

Well here is my most recent and quickest pull. My buddy and I are chiling at a cabana at my cousins outdoor baller mansion party. Chick I have seen once before but didnt exchange words walks by. I gave her the "hey sexy" look with a little smile as she passes. Throughout the night I created VALUE, from what I have heard there is a huge possibility she is a freak so I matched that by being more alive then I usually am. Opportunity comes, she is dancing with her cousin (a fat chick) on the dancefloor.. there couldn't a better situation. My buddy gets that fat whale out of there like a true wingman and I just go up and start dancing with her, next thing you know shes grinding the shit outta me going low on my dick and all that good shit. All of this without exchanging any words whatsoever. Then I start talking to her as the next song becomes whack and I get a drink with her. I spit some game next thing you know shes on top me eating my face out on the trampoline far away from the whole party and you know where that leads to. Closed with 5 minutes conversation MAX.

Another important rule is just fucking do it. You are not gonna get any bitches thinking "oh no is she gonna like this, what if this, what if she doesnt" ALL THAT SHIT IS BITCH SHIT AND WILL NEVER FUCKING GET YOU LAID. If you get rejected so what, theres plenty more out there. YOU JUST GOTTA FUCKING DO IT. NIKE BITCH.

So if you need advice or just wanna talk about pulling post here.

Oh and someone get that pimp berniej up in here.

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Another important rule is just fucking do it. You are not gonna get any bitches thinking "oh no is she gonna like this, what if this, what if she doesnt" ALL THAT SHIT IS BITCH SHIT AND WILL NEVER FUCKING GET YOU LAID. If you get rejected so what, theres plenty more out there. YOU JUST GOTTA FUCKING DO IT. NIKE BITCH.

Rofl, someone is gonna walk up to a girl and ask to fuck her and get slapped. Then he'll seem like a fag and get rejected by girls and he'll hate his life.  :lol:

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Was a great laugh, it's basically common sense that people can't follow though :D

:D I like seeing the responses to my threads, even if its about the most random thing.

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Its not ALOT. Its A LOT.

Spend some of that free time learning English would you?

Oh thats a good one, I dont think I have anything to get back at you..

Oh wait thats right! I left my comeback in your moms mouth.

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Its not ALOT. Its A LOT.

Spend some of that free time learning English would you?

Oh thats a good one, I dont think I have anything to get back at you..

Oh wait thats right! I left my comeback in your moms mouth.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  :o

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"My buddy gets that fat whale out of there like a true wingman"

the fact that you refered to him as a "true wingman" and mentioned fat whale in the same sentence made me lol irl so hard. =p

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woah woah woah slow down there man. that shits wayyyy to much work. rohypnol does the same job, just wayyyyyy faster.

lol roofies  B)

why not call them groundies? they never end up on the roof

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"My buddy gets that fat whale out of there like a true wingman"

the fact that you refered to him as a "true wingman" and mentioned fat whale in the same sentence made me lol irl so hard. =p

He wasn't being a 'wingman' he just had a fat fetish.
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Nicely written, gotta remember that this is to hit up with some avg girl on your own standard, that you arent looking for something srs with.

As soon as its someone you know, that you really love, or that its someone really hot, it gets more complicated.

All it really takes to learn/get used to is some balls and abit of practice.

il prob return to this topic for further debate:b

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