Pulling Bitches

[Jef|Ohh]

Oyeah and no lame pickup lines, just introducing yourself can do wonders.

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

we need berniej in this bitch

bumped because that exhustler fag (aka justin beiber) needs some advice

[lntoxicating]

Word.. I haven't read the thread but I read your initial post, lol. My usual scenario is either A.) my friends tell a chick I can rap, or B.) I'm spitting in a cypher at party and get approached. I usually don't do any work at all.

[Ethan|Unicornz]

Oyeah and no lame pickup lines, just introducing yourself can do wonders.

hey, do you like sleeping?

(yes)

me too, we should try it together some time!

B)

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

Word.. I haven't read the thread but I read your initial post, lol. My usual scenario is either A.) my friends tell a chick I can rap, or B.) I'm spitting in a cypher at party and get approached. I usually don't do any work at all.

im the dj and ur the emcee, we will pull mad bitches homie....

[Cholesterol]

Word.. I haven't read the thread but I read your initial post, lol. My usual scenario is either A.) my friends tell a chick I can rap, or B.) I'm spitting in a cypher at party and get approached. I usually don't do any work at all.

im the dj and ur the emcee, we will pull mad bitches homie....

you gonna get rapped

[lntoxicating]

Word.. I haven't read the thread but I read your initial post, lol. My usual scenario is either A.) my friends tell a chick I can rap, or B.) I'm spitting in a cypher at party and get approached. I usually don't do any work at all.

im the dj and ur the emcee, we will pull mad bitches homie....

Classic.

[Harvey]

Haha this is actually pretty accurate.

Funniest 'pulling' moment for me, I was at a fireworks thing last year and saw this girl I kinda knew of but we'd never spoken, I thought fuck it here I go and this was the conversation:

Me: Hey, I bet you suck dick for money.

Her: What? no I don't.

Me: Oh, well we should probably make out then.

And we did.

But take note, this only works if both of you are hammered and she is actually a slut.

[Noah]

Haha this is actually pretty accurate.

Funniest 'pulling' moment for me, I was at a fireworks thing last year and saw this girl I kinda knew of but we'd never spoken, I thought fuck it here I go and this was the conversation:

Me: Hey, I bet you suck dick for money.

Her: What? no I don't.

Me: Oh, well we should probably make out then.

And we did.

But take note, this only works if both of you are hammered and she is actually a slut.

saying anything at that point will work... just a matter of "do i want these STDs or not..."

[Eric]

if your just honest and shit. Prove that you actually listen to them, they're my tips

:lmao:

[11 hp glitch]

lol he "scaped for 4 yrs straight" then everything clicked  :lmao:

[Fiasco]

part owner of a USL team at the age of 19?

which one

sounds like bullshit to me

[Mucky]

you can always resort to beer goggles :)

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

part owner of a USL team at the age of 19?

which one

sounds like bullshit to me

PDL team, well its under the USL so yee

[Adolesc3nt]

[Shut Up Kid]

wow kevin posted on this has to be olddddddddd

[watch me tb]

this thread got me laid. again.

[TJ]

lolol this is funny >.<

[Juli]

Not hard to pick up bitches. Way harder to pick up actual girls or women.

and btw TJ i fucking love your signature :D:D:D

[HADUKEN]

My friend traveled to Oregon to fuck some fat bitch

he met on a game called "conquer"

l0l I used too play conquer, was like a lvl 134 archer. XD

[Mori]

k

[Guest Emote|Muse]

No thank you, I am not interested in having sex with some gross bitch that I'll never be able to hold a decent conversation with.

NOT GAY

[gfdgfd]

No thank you, I am not interested in having sex with some gross bitch that I'll never be able to hold a decent conversation with.

NOT GAY

Nawwwh Emote you're so sweet and sensitive bebbeh, wanna hook up? 

[Gareth l Rare]

No thank you, I am not interested in having sex with some gross bitch that I'll never be able to hold a decent conversation with.

NOT GAY

Nawwwh Emote you're so sweet and sensitive bebbeh, wanna hook up? 

FUCKING CHEATING SLUT!

[gfdgfd]

No thank you, I am not interested in having sex with some gross bitch that I'll never be able to hold a decent conversation with.

NOT GAY

Nawwwh Emote you're so sweet and sensitive bebbeh, wanna hook up? 

FUCKING CHEATING SLUT!

I'M SO SORRY I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU PLEASE DON'T HATE ME :'( :'( I STILL LOVE YOU JUST NOT HOW I USED TO </3</3</3