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playing real life for a bit

probs :)
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playing real life for a bit

probs :)
No, he seriously is lol.

He randomly pops up on the forums to post once and a while,but other than that, he's irl.

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Trapped in Jigsaw's lair

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Ace went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.

He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.

When he came across this young man sawin' on a computer and playin' it hot.

And Ace jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a Runescape player too.

"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

"Now you play a pretty good game of Scape, boy, but give Ace his due:

"I bet a Phat of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The boy said: "My name's Bonesaw and it might be a sin,

"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Bonesaw you rosin up your bow and play your keyboard hard.

'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and Ace deals it hard.

And if you win you get this shiny Phat made of gold.

But if you lose, Ace gets your soul.

Ace opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."

And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.

And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.

Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the devil finished, Bonesaw said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.

"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.

Acel's in the house of the risin' sun.

Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.

"Granny, does your dog bite?"

"No, child, no."

Ace bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.

He dropped that golden Phat on the ground at Bonesaw's feet.

Bonesaw said: "Ace just come on back if you ever want to try again.

"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.

Ace's in the house of the risin' sun.

Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.

"Granny, does your dog bite?"

"No, child, no."

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In Cuba with The_Old_Nite & Tupac.

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In Cuba with The_Old_Nite & Tupac.

l0l
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In my dungeon making me a sandwich.

Acclaimed|Jordan
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i used to pk with ace and 8 il il il 8 back when we wuz red rangers, then ace became super balla and i always sold shit to him in fally w2

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Afk. is on forums once in a while

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Making something out of his life.

Acclaimed|Jordan
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Making something out of his life.

+1 why i quit rs also

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i used to pk with ace and 8 il il il 8 back when we wuz red rangers, then ace became super balla and i always sold shit to him in fally w2

screw 8 il il il 8, shes crap and a whore

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Off somewhere being a pimp.

  • 1 year later...
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grave dig.

Acclaimed|Jordan
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why would u

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lol at gravedig

Cheers for that +1 tho! YES GET IN!!!!!!

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Su[p boys

Im fucking hammered

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